11.29.2006

Stade-y as you Go!






The big star of the 2007 Stade France Rugby Calendar and DVD is a hunky import from the Glasgow Warriors, Sean LaMont.

It's not only his huge uncut cock that's got the gays a droolin', but his fashion sense (blond dye job) and obvious comfort in being the newest, hungest gay icon. HERE's an interview with Sean on the Warrior's site.

Lamont discusses his nude photo shoot in The UK's Daily Record: "I was very surprised at the shots they actually used - and one was a bit more shocking than the others. I was the only overseas player to be invited which I suppose is something."

Well, Sean, your ginormous uncut schlong is something, and you'd probably be even more surprised to see how much of it is being shown in the DVD, and how many mos all over the world are jacking off to its beauty right now.

Sean makes some comments about an opponent which I am happy to misconstrue.

He mentions, "extremely talented players who will be very strong in the offload situation."

No, Sean, you're the champion in helping thousands get their load off.

Remember, guys. It's for charity, so shop freely.

11.25.2006

Stuffing

I hope you had a nice holiday season. I spent Thanksgiving Day stuffing a turkey.



Then my uncle came over , came over me, in fact.



After dinner, we went outside and played a little touch football.



Then, later, we enjoyed leftovers...



... while watching some TV: This guy was better than the Macy's Day Parade.

11.16.2006

A Body to Die For





What is it with porn whores and crime? Hmm.
Marcus Allen, aka Timothy Boham (his real name), yet another in the line of allegedly Gay for Pay porn actors (he did spawn a child), has killed his pimp in Denver and been caught trying to run off to Mexico. Seems he watched The Fluffer a few too many times.

He got caught at the border.

Who knew the Road to Temptation led to Nogales?

This article in the Denver Post offers a touching hint of what's to come in the upcoming trial:

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A conflicted portrait of Boham emerged Thursday through interviews with friends and business associates.

Working as a model and boasting of numerous girlfriends, Boham led associates to believe he hated people who are gay. Yet he acted under a pseudonym in gay sex movies with titles like "Through the Woods" and "Road to Temptation," according to the website gaypornblog .com.

But Boham told Lara Holland, who lived in a Denver mansion on High Street in an apartment a floor below Boham, that he "sanitized" his apartment by thoroughly scrubbing it because a gay man had lived there previously, she said.

"He hated (gays)," she said. "He hated their lifestyle." (And yet he seemed to fuck, suck and rim with zeal in several videos. I guess he's a really good actor.)

Kelso was widely known to be homosexual. (Shocking!)

Boham worked as a model (aka whore) the past three years for Denver's Maximum Talent Agency, said Rob Lail, agency co-owner.

Boham had the right look but not the right attitude for modeling work, Lail said. (Meaning he beat up his tricks)

"He didn't like people telling him what to do. He seemed like an angry person. His opportunities were tapering off." (And his crystal stash was probably running low)

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So, here we go again. Sympathy for the poor oppressed heterosexual trade who couldn't handle the increasingly kinky predilictions of his pimp, er sugar daddy, er landlord, er whatever. The alleged heterosexual kills a gay man who supported him financially in exhange for sexual favors, and now the dopey psychotic slut will be getting ass-reamed bareback in prison.

Look for the trail on Court TV, or perhaps XTube.com.

11.09.2006

Thumpin'


San Francisco congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, poised to become the new Speaker of the House now that Democrats regained a majority in both the house and Senate, may have been extremely polite in her words about bipartisanship and a new direction. Good for her. She stands to be the third most powerful politician in the U.S. A woman's perspective and "San Francisco Values" stand to make change for the good.

But I'll have to side with The Rude Pundit, who was a tad less polite, but so on-target that it bears a full quote:


America Says to the Media and the New Congress: Crush This Man:

If there was a clear mandate that comes from last night's midterm elections, it is this: the American people want the Bush presidency destroyed. However it must be done, it has to be done, so that the only legacy left from his squalid six years is bodies stacked like cordwood for the bonfires of uselessness. If you flinch from this sacred duty, if you pretend to bipartisanship and comity, you will have not heeded the message of the citizenry. Destruction first, so that there will be space for construction.

At today's press conference, where Bush congratulates the Democrats, huffs and puffs a bit about not knowing if George Allen is a loser, self-deprecates just enough to seem charming, the members of the media need to use their questions to kick him to the ground, piss on him while he's down there, and then gloat about his beaten, urine-stinking body. Don't allow him to spin it in his favor in any way. To the reporters who are willing to tear apart the administration and dine on its innards shall go the rewards.

And the new Congress needs to be cautious about preaching caution. We'll discuss impeachment when the Senate is secure, but remember that the Republicans are going to treat the Democrats like Visigoths entering Rome. But remember: Rome fell. Don't hold back from demonizing the Republicans now. When Clinton won, the right was all about a scorched earth policy towards whatever the new administration wanted to do: stop everything. So instead, use that anger against President and make the Republicans take a stand: are they with you or with a deliriously unpopular George W. Bush (and Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld and Karl Rove)? In order to get things back to check and balance, at least for a while, treat the presidency like the President treated the Congress. Then we can all make nicey-nice.

In Romania, after the violence of the Revolution against the Communist dictatorship there in 1989, the new government executed Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife. Television showed the corpses to the jubilant, hopeful nation. And then they outlawed capital punishment.

For now, though, let's party till inauguration day over the whiny corpses of Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, William Kristol, Bob Novak, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and on and on. Let's prop their bodies up like the wax dummies they are and laugh at how quickly they melt and rot."

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