5.26.2007

Beatoff Bailey





Ah, Bailey, the little muscle runt. He poses for Playgirl for, ahem, the ladies.

But do the ladies know he hoses himself down at Gay Pride events? Do they know he likes to fuck his best friend in the ass? Do they know he likes to shove a dildo up his ass while jacking off in the shower?

Ah, the ladies. What they don't know could fit in his ass.

5.21.2007

I Like Mike




Mike Mentzer
was one of the greatest bodybuilders of all time. If Bob Weider hadn't fixed the Mr. Olympia contests for his ho, er, "client" er, personal protege Arnold Schwarzenegger, we wouldn't have to have suffered through all those Terminator movies; well, those weren't so bad, but the Conan ones? Okay, the rest of them like Jingle All the Way sucked.



And just think, "Kolly-fournya" wouldn't be enduring a cartoon governator now, if Mike had won fair and square.





Here's a video of Mike
posing on the beach. He never posed fully nude, but I think you can tell he had a huge, uh, talent, and even in just a bikini, he was incredibly studly.







I think the mustache had something to do with it; Mike resembled a classic early 20th century muscle man. He and his brother had a natural erotic appeal. Undeniable, no matter what your sexual direction.



Sadly, they both died within days of each other in 2001. For more about Mike, go HERE.

5.18.2007

Little Anthony, Jackin




So, one of my earliest posts included a short clip and screencaps of a bushy-eyebrowed "Anthony," jackin' off with his skateboard nearby. I thought it was just some homemade clip, as did 1000s of others, no doubt.

Thanks to blogger A Drab Boiz' Breakfast, this full jackoff clip is available! Whee! Anthony teases, whacks, talks naughty like the slut puppy he is, and shoots an admirable load.

His scene was for PornTeam's This Is Good. The other guys are too twinky for my taste, but check it out if you like.


5.16.2007

Dead, you know




Falwell's greatest hits:

“AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals”

"Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America”

“The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country”

“If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being”

“The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews”

“The whole (global warming) thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability”

“I do not believe we can blame genetics for adultery, homosexuality, dishonesty and other character flaws”

“(re: 9/11 attacks) "...throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."”

“[homosexuals are] brute beasts...part of a vile and satanic system [that] will be utterly annihilated, and there will be a celebration in heaven.”

5.12.2007

UnderWhere






So, in all my excitement about my scifi-rotica book Q-FAQ's forthcoming release (Amazon says Oct 2007, but it's actually coming out in June; WAIT until you see the cover!!), I forgot to mention a fun sexy anthology in which I have a sexy story, called "Shoot."

His Underwear is an anthology of fictional and real stories by gay men with a common obsession/fetish; underwear!

His Underwear: An Erotic Anthology takes a provocative look at the underwear fetish that is prevalent among gay men. This sexy collection offers erotic takes on the sexual attraction of underwear--and the men who wear it--when underwear plays the starring role in everything from pro wrestling fantasies to lonesome nights in the bunkhouse to a high school reunion. Boxers, briefs, and bikinis inspire steamy encounters in locker rooms, laundry rooms ... even department store changing rooms, in no-holds-barred action that includes jocks, cowboys, and altar boys!




Okay, I don't have an underwear obsession, but I had a fun story ready when the editor queried me. "Shoot" is actually only a third of a novella about a certain handsome Italian supermodel named Tony Saturday, and how I wrangled a pair of shorts from him after a photo shoot for a famous line of skivvies. enjoying the well-packed contents of those famous shorts is the stuff of fiction...at least that's what I have been advised to tell my readers.



My story is the last one in the book, which in Vaudeville terms, means I'm the headliner. But this ain't Vaudeville, it's publishing;

Here's a "review" of sorts, from NY's Edge writer Steve Weinstein, who spends the entire "review" blathering about his own perspective on a brief (get it?) history of underwear itself; superfluous blather. Thanks, Steve, ya doof. He doesn't even cite any specific story, least of all mine, so he probably didn't even read it.



I haven't found any other reviews of it yet, but gay erotica usually sells itself.

Hmm, so, who could this certain Italian supermodel -with a huge uncut cazzo, I might add- be? I'm not telling, am I?

You'll have to BUY and read the book!




No, one of these pics is not him; just looks like him. Hey, I had to get a boner shot in here.

5.04.2007

Top Dror

Kosher Cock Consulate Cutie Cornered!

Roman Ragazzi, whose nudie pics I was only downloading days ago, and with whom I exchanged a few brief messages on BigMuscle.com (his profile is abruptly gone, but QueerMeNow got one pic before they disappeared), has become a scandal before even enjoying the perks of being a porn "star!"

Here's the NY Post's Page Six Scoop!
"Page 6: An Israeli consulate official quit his job Monday moments after Page Six asked him if he was involved in a gay porn site. Dror Barak, aka Roman Ragazzi, worked in the administrative offices of the Israeli consulate while moonlighting as a "model" and gay porn star.

In e-mails to an interested party looking to hire Barak for "modeling" work abroad, Barak - who at first identified himself as Ragazzi - said, "I am single. I work at the United Nations in New York. They don't know about my other job, and that's how it should stay."

Barak told the party, "I need to know that I am not wasting my time here. And this is for real. I will need you to purchase a ticket for me online with American Airlines." Barak directed the source to messenger tickets to his office at the U.N.


The e-mails got more personal, and Barak wrote, "I am openly gay . . . just to put the record straight. I just started doing porn movies. None of my movies is out yet. I know you mention 'escort.' I never did escort, and I don't do it."

On Barak's page on bigmuscle.com (under the name gymscle), Barak writes, "I find focused, career-minded and successful individuals sexy."


On www.romanragazzi.com, "Roman" is decribed as, "beyond a shadow of any doubt, the sexiest, hairy, muscled stud to turn up in the porn world in years." After a gushing description of his genitals, the Web site urges, "Look for him in upcoming scenes." When contacted by Page Six on Monday, Barak said, "I don't know [Roman Ragazzi]. I will call you back." Soon after, he left the consulate and tendered his resignation.

David Sarenga, the consulate's press rep, said, "[Barak] worked in the administrative offices for over a year before leaving our employ earlier this week. He was a local hire." Sarenga refused to go into the consulate's background-search policy.

Israel has been rocked by several recent scandals. Israeli President Moshe Katsav has been on leave of absence since August, when he was accused by more than five women of sexual harassment. In March, Israel recalled its ambassador to El Salvador, Tsuriel Raphael, after he was found two weeks earlier outside his residence tied up, gagged and drunk while wearing bondage equipment."



Sex scandals, oy vey! As blogger extraordinaire Joe.My.God points out, this is a bit of a hit piece by the evil rightwing Rupert Murdoch-owned Post, which strangely dispensed with the whore scandals associated with the rightwing, like Matt Sanchez and Jeff Gannon. They did, it seems, entrap Barak, and why he wrangled an airline ticket is perplexing.


Despite being Israeli, with a fake Italian name, he shot his first sex scenes in Serbia, according to this article; quite the worldly stud.

Here are some details from his Israeli online profile:

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העדפה: גבריםנשים
עיר: תל אביב-יפו
אזור: אזור תל אביב, ישראל
סטטוס: רווק
השכלה: אקדמית
דת: יהודי חילוני
מעוניין בגבר
מראה: מצוין
גובה: 180 ס"מ
שיער: שחור
עיניים: חומות
מבנה גוף: שרירי
מעשן: לא
במיטה: אקטיביפסיב


אני חושב שאני: אופטימי, בטוח בעצמי, שאפתן
אני מתעניין ב: אינטרנט,

According to Collin Oneal who pimps, er hosts his all-too coy (i.e., no frontal or downloadable pics) web site, he seems to have "discovered" Roman/Dror:


"Roman is beyond a shadow of any doubt the sexiest, hairy, muscled stud to turn up in the porn world in years. His masculine face and
permanent five o’clock shadow compliment his perfectly hairy torso, six
pack abs and huge legs. In addition, Roman has a fat nine-inch
cock! His Mediterranean heritage blends the best aspects from a gene
pool that for centuries has produced the finest examples of the classic
male form. Indeed, his perfectly proportioned features would easily rank him among the finest examples of Michelangelo’s Renaissance era model pool. Being looking for him in upcoming scenes!!!!"




Or in court, as he may know the guy who left the Israeli politico naked in bondage. Hopefully, Raging Stallion will continue to employ Barak/Ragazzi, now that the Post has essentially forced him to quit his day job.



And for our Christian friends...

Skeezy lying pee whore Jeff Gannon's found Gawd!
Or at least the capacity to lamely be His PR ass-isstant:

Former disgraced White House correspondent Gannon now spokesman for Christian Bible group

Former White House correspondent Jeff Gannon, also know as James Dale Guckert, has a new gig these days, according to a Washington Post report. The one-time reporter for the one-time conservative news site GOPUSA.com has now become a spokesman for a Christian bible group.

"Let us pray that, on next year's National Day of Prayer, there is better attendance at the 'Bible Reading Marathon' on the West Front of the Capitol," Dana Milbank writes for the Post.

Milbanks noted that only "37 of the 600 seats were occupied, though many of those people were tourists eating lunch," and asked "Where was everybody?"

"'This isn't that kind of event,' explained Jeff Gannon, spokesman for the host, the International Bible Reading Association," Milbanks writes. "Gannon, actually a pseudonym for James Guckert, had earned fame in 2005 representing a conservative Web site at White House briefings until it was revealed that he posted nude pictures of himself on the Web to offer his services as a $200-an-hour gay escort."



Milbanks jokes, "Let us pray for the power to understand how Gannon made his way from HotMilitaryStud.com to the International Bible Reading Association."

In addition to the escort ads, bloggers also discovered that Gannon and other former Talon News reporters were plagiarizing press releases and press reports. Shortly after Gannon left GOPUSA.com, owner Bobby Eberle shut down the Talon News agency, as well.

The International Bible Reading Association (IBRA) is a part of Christian Education, "an international organisation working to encourage regular Bible reading around the world, by publishing Bible reading schemes and notes and by funding organisations in developing countries through our International Appeal." According to it's website, the Christian Education (CE) provides advice, resources and opportunities for teaching and learning in the school, the church and the family group, carrying forward the work of the National Christian Education Council (NCEC, formerly the National Sunday School Union) and the Christian Education Movement (CEM)."

Two years ago, RAW STORY published documents obtained through the Freedom of Information Act which revealed that Gannon made more than two dozen excursions to the White House when there were no scheduled briefings (Full article at this link).

Last May, in an interview with RAW STORY's John Byrne (full article at this link), Gannon revealed that he was gay and surmised why the documents showed him checking in on numerous occasions to the White House but failing to check out.

"That's a problem with Secret Service record keeping," Gannon said when asked why Secret Service logs show fourteen days he failed to check out. He referenced an article from 2003 which revealed shoddy record-keeping by the presidential bodyguard.

"I think you're going to see that in this Abramoff thing that's coming out right now," he added. "You're probably not going to get a complete historical record."

Asked if he ever slept over at the White House, Gannon said, "Never. Absolutely never stayed overnight at the White House. Never ever."



He should have just said, "I don't recall," the standard reply for Bushco hirelings and ho's; as in, "I don't recall how many times I spent the night in the White House in gay sex orgies with Karl Rove hogtied, begging for me to pee on him. After the first 50 times, you lose count."

UPDATE: on GayPornBlog (from Jack in comments.)

5.02.2007

Cable-gram



So I enjoy Celeb Athlete Birthday Suits so much, I joined its brother Yahoo group, Male Celeb Birthday Suits, which focuses on actors and male celebrities, as maked as they've been documented (18+ Yahoo profile required to join).




It's a great way to keep up on male celebs, if you like to know how nekkid they've gotten before a camera. Like many others, I get that special warm feeling inside seeing the human body, particularly if it's someone famous. Who can say why? Fame has an attraction, especially when the famous show their dicks and butts.




One guy who's always had a special place in my groin is Bill Cable, and thanks to this group, I found out that today would be his birthday (born May 2, 1946), if he hadn't died in a motorcycle crash in 1998.

Sad to know that had this stud worn a helmet, he might be alive today.







Of course, you may know him from the famous "Victoriana" photo shoot in a 1974 Playgirl, in which he posed nude with the model-actress who later became Elvira. Cool.

But before that, Bill posed nude in late issues of Physique Pictorial, and in an early issue of Colt magaine's special publication devoted solely to him! Like the short silent film, now on DVD as Rip Colt's Private Files, and the obscure 80s gay porn flick Bijou, Bill, despite being quite hung, never gets a stiff hard erection in these shoots.

In the trippy 80s gay porn film Bijou, he seems out of it in a sloppy 4-man orgy scene, and never really has sex or does anything. Sad. In the Rip Colt shorty, he only lounges about a pool, and only in the last shot, gets hard while feigning phone sex with another guy (shot elsewhere.)

He had bit parts in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (as a cop with like one line), and as the murdered guy in the thriller Basic Instinct, which ended up known more for its protests by gay activists at the 1990(?) Academy Awards.





But a few lesser known credits for Bill Cable include a few hardcore straight photo shoots in which he proves his interest in the female of the species, and one lost hardcore flick by Carlos Tobalina, called Last Tango in Acapulco. It's allegedly a ripoff of Marlon Brando's Last Tango in Paris, but with him in real X-rated scenes with porn actress Becky Sharpe. Too bad no copies of it exist that I know of. I'd pay plenty to see Bill in some hot fucking action.

Bill must have gotten along with Tobalina, because he later wrote an R- or X-rated film What's Love? I read somewhere it's a precursor to Boogie Nights, a porn about making porn. Man, where the hell are these movies?

Last I heard, Bill had been - get this- been pals with Christian Brando, Marlon's son, providing him with drugs and women, (downward spiral, anyone?) and was with him when the young Brando accidentally killed Frances Ford Coppolla's son in a speedboat crash.

Anyway, his life was filled with sexuality and controversy; he posed happily in fashion ads for campy underwear and caftans, with a boner, and in tamer stuff.

All the while, he remains one of the most handsome models of the 20th century, if I do say so.

And I do.