7.05.2010

Jock Cock Tawk

As Deadspin put it, Athlete Dong Is The New Celebrity Sex Tape.

Getting to see those cocks is getting easier.



Sure, you can enjoy the sumptuous uncut schlongs of French rugby players in the book version of the calendar of this year's latest Dieux de Stade studs. It's a feast of French foreskin!






But for American cock, it's down to stupid straight guys' cell phone stupidity. Apparently, hetero dudes are sexting gals left and right these days, the pervs.




"We won't be getting athlete sex tapes," wrotes Deadspin, which collects these tawdry tales under the tag Athlete Dong. Actually, a few are right, including this one Pato's Penis Pride, of a Brit soccer stud gangbang.

"For all the homoeroticism in the sports world, most of us don't really want that." We disagree, in abundance. "But dong pics are innocuous, and we're all a little curious about these large men who are so much better than us in every way."

We're actually more than curious. We hunt for such imagery, or the thing itself.

I gave up trying to find the uncensored cock pics of San Antonio Spurs stud George Hill. so did TheDirty.com, which posted 'em, then hadda retract the penis. TMZ blabs about it, but doesn't show cock, either.

I did find this with 90% nude pics of a Cardinals football player, showing off more tattoos than a cast member of Oz.

Here's some more.











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