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Since You've Been Gone

 The past few porn years were spent more on Tumblr and twitter, and a few other porn sites.. I decided to make a little sloppy, odd eccentric tribute to the 'cockstaposition' of my posts, the now-hidden and/or soon to be deleted 5-years of fun Tumblr page. I guess I'll post more stuff here. In the meantime, a little stroke down memory lane...

Here's a little video commemorating all those hours wasted collecting images to jack off to.
Link here if the embed doesn't load: http://www.xvideos.com/video44155809/ode_to_a_lost_tumblr_-_erotic_art_by_tom_bacchus

All Wet

Hey, but don't be jackin' off in the Durham University showers. The snoopy fussbudgets there claim that the sheer volume of shower-jacked jizz is clumping up their pipes. How fascist and utterly CSI bullshit is t to claim DNA testing will be done on discarded splooge?

Safety tip: Just eat it, guys.