Randy Repervlicans

It's a tough job being the former chairman of one of the planet's largest pharmaceutical conglomorates.

It's even harder to work toward preventing AIDS globally by, wait, not giving away AIDS medications, but by telling impoverished Africans and American teens to just apply the "abstinence only" theory to preventing STDs and pregancies. I mean really, just don't have sex!

That's why Randall "Randy" Tobias needed "massages" from prostitutes. Really. He says there was "no sex" with the women he hired from now-blathering tell-all madame Deborah Jeane Palfrey.

Tobias is one of Bushco's highest ranking officials - that is, he was head of Chimpy's foreign aid programs, until he abruptly resigned when it was revealed that allegedly had hot and heavy fuck sessions with lady ho's.

Now, don't get me wrong. I love sex, even if heterosexuals are doing it. I think prostitution should be legalized and regulated; keep those whores clean and happy!

But when a high-powered former AIDS med exec spews the "Just Say No Sex" rhetoric one day, then gets his dingus wanked by Central American and U.S. call girlinas, it's just yet another example of the massive cum-stained rightwing hypocrisy running rampant in Chimpy's increasingly pervert-filled regime.

The response from the rightwingers over this? "Clinton got a blow job! Wheaaahh!"

See, if paid sex was regulated and legal, the taxes raised on it could fund AIDS prevention programs that included condoms, which of course would never happen in a rightwing regime, because these tools think they can wish away sex when they don't like it, but get it on the sly when they want it.

They have to align themselves with the Christian fundamentalist scions of truth like Ted Haggard -- oh wait. He repeatedly rented a male whore.

They have to align themselves with the warriors of morality like the Catholic Church - oh, wait. They've settled more than $350 million in more than 4,000 sexual abuse lawsuits.

I guess it'll have to be up to us liberals to defend a person's right to pay cash for cock or cooze.



I mean, look at the fun and amusing sexcapades in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, a musical that includes the most rampant male nudity since Oh, Calcutta!

Of course, I see no reason for the horny footballin' Aggies not to satiate their lustful desires right there in the locker room while they're shucking off their jock straps, singing and dancing naked. Why ride 25 miles on a bus to get to heaven, when they're already there?

But there's no accounting for taste.



And there's no accounting for lying, two-faced Rethuglican perverts who damage the lives of horny teenagers and women who can't negotiate "no sex" in third world countries.

There's no accounting for greed-mongering pharmaceutical corporations not giving away their life-saving drugs in the face of a global pandemic that's wiping out entire nations.

There's no accounting for a bilious regime like Bushco giving a position of AIDS prevention to the head honcho of a comglomorate that profits from disease.

But if indicted madame Palfrey keeps revealing the pages of her little black client book, there may be a lot more Randy Repervlicans on the chopping block.

Gee, I wonder if Fox News will be covering this. Nope, they'll still reporting parody articles from The Onion as actual news. Dumbass twits.

No, Fox prefers to let real whores on their shows who pretend to be Marine heroes.

Somebody give those goons a crate of loofas.

Vic-tory

April 23, 1932 was the birthday of none other than Ed Siepke, possible one of the most gorgeous and hung bodybuilders to ever pose fully nekked way back in the 50s!



Vic Siepke was one of the world's hottest physique models.



He also, thankfully, posed fully nude, showing off his big long low-hanging cock and balls.






Hot, huh?




What a man!





Unfortunately, I don't think he ever posed with a hard-on, but it's fun to imagine how huge it must have been.



Happy birthday, Ed!

Drymouth Smooch

A recent MTV PSA claimed (jokingly) that smoking pot makes you gay.

I think that's what it means. Hot kiss.

Remember sideburns?

Remember tight-butted bell bottoms? Kiana shirts?

Remember when all it took to romance a guy was a funky car, a good mix tape, a cool parking spot and a doobie?

Before online hook-up hell? Before AIDS?

You don't?

Too bad.

Bloody Waters

Beyond the horrors at Virginia Tech, beyond the monstrous deaths in Iraq, there is even a darker side to the ongoing slaughter of innocents, and the Bush administration paid for it.

Blackwater USA is a private military company hired by the Bush adminstration to commit undocumented acts of violence in Iraq.

When these mercenaries deployed in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina, they shot civilians.

In The Nation, author and journalist Jeremy Scahill writes about the company being hit with lawsuits from the families of employees murdered on a bridge in Fallujah, Iraq.



A description of the subject of Scahill's investigative reporting and book.

Meet BLACKWATER USA, the world's most secretive and powerful mercenary firm. Based in the wilderness of North Carolina, it is the fastest-growing private army on the planet with forces capable of carrying out regime change throughout the world. Blackwater protects the top US officials in Iraq and yet we know almost nothing about the firm's quasi-military operations in Iraq, Afghanistan and inside the US. Blackwater was founded by an extreme right-wing fundamentalist Christian mega-millionaire ex- Navy Seal named Erik Prince, the scion of a wealthy conservative family that bankrolls far-right-wing causes."Blackwater" is the dark story of the rise of a powerful mercenary army, ranging from the blood-soaked streets of Fallujah to rooftop firefights in Najaf to the hurricane-ravaged US gulf to Washington DC, where Blackwater executives are hailed as new heroes in the war on terror. This is an extraordinary exposé by one of America's most exciting young radical journalists. Jeremy Scahill is an unembedded, international journalist. He is a correspondent for the national radio and television show Democracy Now! and a frequent contributor to The Nation magazine.

There are hundreds of articles and thousands of words proving the cryptic corrupt entity's malevolent nature. It is founded by a far rightwing fundamentalist Christian. It is known as Bush's "secret army."




The attached porn imagery is juxtaposed in sharp contrast for those who know the difference between eroticizing armed forces and the reality of unaccountable thug hirelings who foment violence for rightwingers' profits. Fantasies and sex play are fun. Worshipping violent thugs ain't.




For being smart enough to visit this blog and consider the utter corruption of this post's topic, here are consenting adults playing uniform role play while having hot sex.

Vin-tage

Which are real and which are, um, altered? Tasty young Mark Vincent, who later became a bit more famous with a made-up name.

Nice Basket

Happy Pagan Spring Ritual Ripped off by Christians Weekend!






Why do you think the creator of a chocolate Jesus sculpture got death threats from Christians?



Because they know such a serious work of art questioning the hybrid of Pagan rite (eggs, bunnies, chocolate, etc.) bastardized into the appropriated myth of Jesus rising from the grave (dozens of other "gods" did this millennia before Zero A.D.) would diminish the threat of power they have over their minions.

You see, a former Nazi in drag (Ratzinger) can declare a face-of-Jesus on a taco shell to be a miracle. Catholics eat wafers representing the body of christ every mass. But if an artist makes a non-church approved image of the guy out of food, it's sacrelige. Mm-kay?



Jesus, if he existed, had a wife and kids. Look it up. And if you believe he flew out of a crypt and up to heaven, good for you. I believe heaven is full of big-dicked Brazilian strippers, but that doesn't make it true.



Other pre-Jesus messiahs:

Osiris, the Egyptian god was born out of a virgin in a cave or cowshed. His birth was prophesied by a star. During marriage ceremonies, he could perform miracles turning water into wine. His followers were baptized. He was described like a quiet man with long hair and a beard, precisely like Jesus. He had twelve disciples and was unjustly accused of heresy. He was hung on a tree or crucified, and he died for the sins of the world. After death, he descended into hell and resurrected on the third day. He appeared to his disciples and thereafter ascended into heaven. Osiris died and resurrected on the same dates as Jesus. During the end-times, Osiris shall return to earth and judge the human race. The pyramid texts, which describe the life, death, and resurrection of Osiris were written before 2,500 B.C.

Mithra, the Persian god, whose birthday is on 25 December, was also born in a cave out of virgin. He traveled a lot and acted as a teacher of mankind. Naturally, he too had twelve disciplines. Mihra was called the savior and sometimes he figured as a lamb. He was buried in a tomb from which he rose again. His resurrection was celebrated each year.

Krishna, the Indian god was born in a cave. His mother was a virgin and a star announced his birth. A massacre of infants took place because Krishna as baby was ordered to be killed. He performed miracles wherever he went. He could heal sick people, deaf and blind and raise the dead. He taught spirituality and devoted his time to the poor and oppressed. According to some ancient texts, Krishna was killed by an arrow, other sources tell he was crucified. He descended into hell and rose again from the dead, ascending into heaven in the sight of the people. Krishna is believed to come during the final days and judge. Krishna lived and died at least 14 centuries before Jesus Christ.

Stultz-ifying

So, apparently Leighton Stultz is a very popular model, I previously posted some nude pics of him that were unfortunately censored in a manner that made them resemble light switches. Gossip says that the pics will soon be in Playgirl, now it's known that it'll be the June issue; just in time for Pride Month! Julian Fantechi is the Man of the Year, and will pose yet again.

Well, I just happened to stop by OMG Blog and enjoyed two short videos of the Vite Spiate Italian studs taking a shower after some apparent paintball fun. Andrea's the hottie, but Rudy's pretty cute too, especially when he strokes his little dick to a nice, but unimpressive erection. I've had sex with lots of Italians, and really, size doesn't matter.

That blog led me to a message board where a few of the eagerly awaited uncensored frontal nudes of El Stultzo were posted. As I downloaded a third pic, the post was literally wiped clean of the pics. So it was very fortunate of me to have happened to stop by!

So, Leighton! Well, let's just say he's an enormous talent!

But someone on Hunk Next Door (link gone) said: "he is also a homophobe who is happy to allow his career to be boosted by "our kind," but doesn't appreciate the attention from a bunch of FAGS."

And his "manager" seems to spend all day hunting down online posted pics of his "client" and making threats to remove pics, which seems to be happening a lot. No doubt the manager will use up all Stultzy's money once the dong pics make the rounds!

All the more reason to post nude pics of him. I'm not sure how well his acting career - or clothed modeling - will go, now that his gargantuan elephant schlong is going to be publicly enjoyed. I mean really, who's going to look at clothes or whatever he says now that we all know he's got a literal Grade A faucet?

And the curvature? Well, I'm sure some "person," as he calls "people" he's attracted to -notice how in an interview he doesn't mention girls- would be accommodating to whatever position is required to slurp that monstah cock down or take it up any orifice.

He reminds me of a guy from a sports camp I went to in my youth; big tall lanky shy guy, and everyone made jokes in the shower about the length of his dong, even under a cold shower.

I didn't. We had a nice heart to heart over a campfire, and I took him aside and helped him out. He was very appreciative.

By the way, the technique for accommodating a faucet dick is basically a move not unlike bobbing your head yes, over and over and over again.

I don't know what all the fuss about un-posting the pics is about; the moment the Playgirl's out, the pics will literally be flying all over the net.

And Stultz fans will be nodding, yes, over and over and over again.

UPDATE: Leighton's pics in Playgirl were posted at IcarusPerfectMen (link is gone)

Considering the enormity of his, uh, talent, it's disappointing that there are no butt shots, nor full-mast images. It's basically him sitting and standing nude half-erect; not that Leighton's half-erect isn't bigger than most at full mast.

April's Fool Daze

Since ABC is showing a rehash of clips from Desperate Housewives, I thought, hey, a major network can do it with a satiric soap opera, why can't I?




Things have developed since nearly a month ago when the rightwing gab show's poster boy for on-campus pseudo-victimization Matt Sanchez got outed as Rod Majors, 8-inch cocked porn perfomer (Sorry, no way it's 11").




While it's entirely possible that Sanchez, in his sociopathic attention-hungry fervor, actually may have outed himself by posting hither and yon on message boards, dropping clues about himself, in interviews, Sanchez has repeatedly denied he did a lot of things, like taking money for being a"Well-Hung Top" prostitute (an honorable profession), and still being gay.

Whatever.


While the rightwing/Libertatian whatever-they-ares in Bizarro World remain smug in their multi-syllabic disdain for "the left" (i.e. lil ole moi, aided by JoeMyGod and the DataBitches, and even Atkol's porn forums) for "outing" Sanchez and thereby being "evil," it's only expected that the man they so vociferously support -when they feel like it- is a big buff liar, about a lot more things.

But that's the sort of person rightwingers love; duplicity and doubletalk are their forté. Funny who all those "conservatives" who lauded his "efforts" have now left him cold, the flipflopping fucktwits.

Radar grills him over his porn past; read the meltdown.

Check out the gay version of right/left endless blather at Independent Gay Forum. Watch a civil discussion spiral downward into a textual cat fight.

Let Chris Crain offer his worthless opinion, since he's never said whether he had free or paid sex with whore to Bushco Jeff Gannon before, during, or after he stupidly hired the fraudulent "reporter" to write screeds for The Blade.

Preposterously, here and there, rightwingers gay, straight, and whatever are praising Matt as being "tough." Tough for what? Facersize? Going on TV and exaggerating a campus hissyfit? Pushing for a veterans' statue at Columbia, for which he'll no doubt pose, if he isn't jailed or fined by then?

The updates:

The Marines are "piling extra charges" (Thanks Q-Seattle) on Matt for fraudulently doing fundraisers and getting people to pay thousands for his U-Haul expenses (which would make him a lesbian, right?).

LoneStarBear summarizes Matt's pathological lying. The Marine Corps Times has the formal news version.

Sanchez's participation in porn films was part of the investigation, but that two of the three allegations against him involved lying "to various people, including but not limited to, representatives of the New York City United War Veterans Council and U-Haul Corporation" about deploying to Iraq at the commandant's request.

"Specifically, you wrongfully solicited funds to support your purported deployment to Iraq" by coordinating a $300 payment from the UWVC and $12,000 from U-Haul, Jones wrote.

Sanchez vigorously denied the new charges, calling them "demonstrably false" in an interview with Marine Corps Times. He had earlier argued that what he describes as a "summer job" doing porn shouldn't be of concern to the Marines.

In a March letter addressed to MobCom commander Brig. Gen. Darrell Moore, who will ultimately decide what to do with Jones' investigation, Sanchez said he's never done anything to bring dishonor on the Corps since enlisting and that "my past is behind me."

No, Matt: your behind has surpassed you.




Other updates: someone posted a pic putting the leather escort pics together online. Matt allegedly even used the cropped headshot from this pic in his own blog. It's also been proven that he owns/owned the website with his ho pics. This proves what we already knew: he was a studly whore.



Matt's Blog no longer names himself as a "Corporal." So, what; did his rank and uniform just melt away like chalk sidewalk drawings in Mary Poppins? Is he finally acknowledging that he's in trouble?

One thing is true; some of his porn is rather flat, if not soul-flattening. Since none of the porn bloggers and message boards I frequent (hey, just a few) have yet to wise up and post clips of Matt in action, I got a few DVDs pretty cheap, and boy, do some of them suck! Now I remember why I stopped paying for rental porn a few years ago. Patriot Ass is just a collection of some of the worst porn in decades. Matt's scene is from some other video, he looks pale and thin, and while he fucks at length, he's not enjoying it. I wouldn't either, with the harsh lighting, hideous set, and less than stellar co-stars. BTW, there aren't any military scenes in the compilation.

You can check out his extensive video list on the encyclopedic -if not obsessive- Wikipedia entry full of facts (some of which Sanchez himself disputes, but a few others, like commenter Will found out and verified). Jeez, I think Marcel Proust's entry is shorter!

So, anyway, back to the porn: Matt's best work is Big Country, Jawbreaker, and Lunch Hour 2 (all of which I remember having seen, but years ago), and Montreal Men. I'm holding off on renting the Kristen Bjorn stuff, since I'm not in the mood for endless hands-free ejaculations.

And if you don't mind, I'm not in the mood for keeping up with the mental masturbation about all this. The real thing's much more healthy, and amusing.

UPDATE, MAY 11: In news that should surpise no one, Matt has allegedly posted a new profile on ManHunt looking for -quelle non surprise!- more gay sex. Queerty has all the gossip and transcript of a recent exchange online. Gee, Matt, you're a really bad liar.

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