12.09.2013

Ho ho hos

Yes, I'm getting a jump on the holiday season with some HannaKwaanzaChristmassy nudes.


And no, I'm not going to post any of the pictures from this comic blog post of old dads posing naked in front of Christmas trees... except this one:

12.02.2013

The Daley News: a gay Tom Daley's even more adorable

Tom Daley's dating a guy! I'm so thrilled.

No, really. The cuter-than-cute British Olympic diver posted a video that was a little vague, but he asserted his sort of coming out in his own way, in a five-minute video from his bed.

11.14.2013

I'm a Twit!


I'm on Twitter! big whoop. Follow me. I'll follow you. and together we'll waste even more of our lives posting banalities. https://twitter.com/Tom_Bacchus

And now, some pictures of naked men from Twitter, or Tumblr, or Grindr. Who can remember?


10.27.2013

Halloweiners!

I love when hot dudes get dressed up –or down– in sexy costumes for Halloween.
I bet you do, too. Here are almost 50 inspiring costumes, tricks and treats, with and without their hard cocks un-costumed.



10.24.2013

Theirry Pepin and his Big Snake

Actor-model and utterly gorgeous Canadian Theirry Pepin has been known to shake his snake, from undie commercials and ads to gay porn.


As The Backlot reports, Pepin is featured in a promo video for some hot underwear, in which he strips, gets into a tent and before a big snake can attack him... well, watch and enjoy.

10.18.2013

Great, Scott!


So, apparently, openly gay actors showing off their cocks, even with ejaculated sperm, is "trending."
 Scott Evans, the soap actor and gay brother of Chris Evans, showed off his nice body, erect penis, and even a handful of cum, for someone, apparently. And for that, we are thankful, if not a little confused.

9.17.2013

Cheyenne Jacksoff - Cheyenne Jackson cumshot!




Here's a video of gay actor hunk Cheyenne Jackson jacking his cock in a fascinating two-minute pud-pounding session...allegedly.

9.14.2013

Asstastic

It's the butt end of the week and I'm holed up at home taking up the rear for my ass master.

Butts! Just because. I'm thinking about getting a new laptop so I can jack off to porn while kneeling in bed or on the floor, my ass raised high and a lubed up finger (or dick-shaped object) up my butt.

Of course, reading my porn tales on a Kindle would work in that position, too. There are lots of hot buttfucking scenes in my three Kindle porn story collections, BONE, RAHM and POKE.




8.08.2013

Pavel's Problem

Pavel Patel is a famous DJ and sexy fashion icon.


His problem is, he lives in the Ukraine.
Russia just outlawed "gay propaganda" in June.
He in trubbl, gurl.

7.13.2013

6.14.2013

Harlem Shake (yo dick)

ruggers shake it

Okay, this is way past old, but it's been of amusement to me for a long time.

The 'Harlem Shake' phenomenon of people doing their own versions of the hip-thrusting crazy dancing set to a 30-second excerpt from the song has long since become a passe Internet trend. 

But I found one aspect to be worth sharing; the naked versions! And I don't mean the "Naked Blizzard" version (which is cute, but not nude).

While some aspire to porny-ness, like this sadly dressed locker room version, others have gone a bit further with the sexy.

6.07.2013

Gez Marshall: a Knockout!


Gez Marshall is a handsome Irish boxer.

He's a horny straight guy. He loves boobs.

He also likes showing off his enormous, stupendous erect penis. Well, wouldn't you if you had such a ginormous uncut sex tool?



5.08.2013

Gary Boyd: a really BIG talent!


Ah, Gary Boyd. A size queen's wet dream. such a huge cock just makes your butt moist thinking about it. Howe those bottoms ever managed to get plowed by his gargantuous penis must have required a lot of poppers and lube.




5.02.2013

Book of Genesis

Jake Genesis has quit porn. (source: Men of Porn).

He says, as a practicing Catholic that it's "degrading, yada yada yada."

Why are the pretty ones always nuts?

You'd think he would have realized that getting videotaped baring your butthole and cock-riding other happier homo studs until you spew jism wasn't the most holy of acts. But opinions differ.

But at least he already has the skillset for being a practicing Catholic: duplicity, sexual kinks, and a whole lotta guilt.

I'm just curious. Was it the 30th time he had a hot dick slamming his ass on camera that he realized it wasn't for him? Or the 50th?

Was it the 100th time a guy jizzed on his chest or face that he finally came -ahem- to the eureka moment and figured out it just wasn't his cuppa tea?


Frankly, the only thing degrading about porn is making lousy porn. And I have yet to find a scene that he made that was anything but quite amusing.

Sad to see him go.

Perhaps he'll join a semen-ary.

3.20.2013

So long, Harry

Harry Reems' beautiful hairy man cock was the first erect penis I ever saw on film. And for that, I am forever thankful.


Reems died today (March 20, 2013). From the Los Angeles Times obituary:

Harry Reems, who starred with Linda Lovelace in the 1972 pornographic film "Deep Throat" and became a cause celebre in Hollywood after he was convicted on federal obscenity charges related to the movie, has died. He was 65.

Reems, who had pancreatic cancer and other ailments, died Tuesday at a Salt Lake City veterans hospital. His death was confirmed by the Veterans Affairs Salt Lake City Healthcare System.

3.17.2013

Paddy O'Fuck Him? Sure!


Ah, St. Patrick's Day, when non-Irish people have an excuse to enact the drunken stereotypes of an entire race, while actual Irish people look askance at such inebriated behavior, and scorn at the mere thought of green beer.

3.05.2013

Pop on Pop



Do you like to spy on guys?
Public cocks; are they your prize?


2.21.2013

Burnin' Love

Porn dude Donny Wright has been arrested for masturbating in a Kentucky fire station.

That's hot.

Gawker reports, and followed up with the firm grasp of the gay obvious, that Gonzales has a career of horndoggery. So many questions. Why didn't he just wait to make a porn video set in a fire station, so he could go all out, and actually fuck on a fire truck? Because it's been done?

The other pressing question is, what the fuck was he doing in Kentucky? Well, apparently, he was bored and breaking into fire stations to furiously masturbate over (on? at? with? while wearing?) the local firefighters' gear.

2.10.2013

Marky Marked



Graham Norton Show. Best interview in a while.

Drunk Mark Wahlberg tells a tale of his son punching Dwayne Johnson in the nuts, while amply showing his own in a tightly fitting suit. totally "Men at Play' scene one. Somebody make some fake cock shots so Marky can follow up on his bet with Fassbinder.



"I wanna have a big dick contest," he joked, followed by "But I left mine back at the hotel."


The contents of his pants prove otherwise:



1.22.2013

Photo[cum]bucket


Do you know how difficult it is to hit Control Shift 3 while ejaculating?

Yeah, these are (slightly edited) screengrabs of my computer, showing several porn flicks I have enjoyed at the moment of reaching my tickle spot. Author Chuck Palahniuk says "Everything is autobiography."

So read me.


1.08.2013