Showing posts with label masturbation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label masturbation. Show all posts

2.21.2013

Burnin' Love

Porn dude Donny Wright has been arrested for masturbating in a Kentucky fire station.

That's hot.

Gawker reports, and followed up with the firm grasp of the gay obvious, that Gonzales has a career of horndoggery. So many questions. Why didn't he just wait to make a porn video set in a fire station, so he could go all out, and actually fuck on a fire truck? Because it's been done?

The other pressing question is, what the fuck was he doing in Kentucky? Well, apparently, he was bored and breaking into fire stations to furiously masturbate over (on? at? with? while wearing?) the local firefighters' gear.

10.22.2011

Clean Scene

I wish I had a gargantuan bathroom, enough to host half a dozen guys at a time. Shower time is so quickly fun time when you're in the mood. Of course, a claw-foot bathtub can be fun, too.










7.19.2010

K(ock) Town




Peter Le
, the hot muscular star, dubbed the "Korean Situation" in the new reality show ripping off Jersey Shore, called K Town, has shown us his delicious erect cock. He has also played with that cock, without a money shot "because THEN it would be porn." That's the SituAsian, according to Tabloid Prodigy.








It's nice that our barely closeted masturbating musclehead reality "stars" have standards.

Watch Peter Le wank his peter HERE and HERE. See proof that even when hotties spank the monkey, it's ... kinda boring. Now, that's reality.

Now, if only we can get Jake Pavelka to show off his rigid, unsatisfied member, and dance with his pants off again, I'd actually watch these shitty TV shows.

9.19.2009

Bruno!

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7.08.2007

Carl's Hard Wick


It was a long time coming, but ever since I saw those first demur pics of Rusty Jeffers in Playgirl's Real Man of the Month layout, I thought, man, some day, I am gonna see that guy's hard dick, and he is gonna jack off for me.







Well, it took a few years, but even after he made an appearance on Tv on some afternoon talk show, Maury Povich, I think, and showed off his smooth bod and tightly stuffed bikini, I thought; there is more to come.


Boy, was I right. Rusty got a full Playgirl spread, but even that wasn't enough. I sensed there were bigger things for Rusty, i.e., bigger harder erection shots.

So when Rusty became "Carl Hardwick" and posed nude for Colt Studios, unshaven, and then fully thickeningly droolingly erect, I was happy.

When he made his first videos, I salivated but was disapointed when he only showered and stroked his dick a bit after chopping some wood.





Yet somehow, I knew more was to cum.

And cum he did. Hardwick's next videos for the illustrious Colt Studio unleashed a few of my favorite jack-off gushing cum shots. the man really can shoot a nice load. And his cock just seemed to get bigger with each wank session.


But his sexuality has always been straight, so I'm told. Yet his deserved narcissism makes him an honorary gay.

He's gone on to shave his head bald, lose his hot handlebar mustache, and beef up even more in bodybuilding competitions, where he has won a lot, and where many of the other competitors are available for private muscle worship sesions.


I was told a story by a fellow fan who said he heard that Carl had been paid to expensive private party jack-off performances timed somewhere around his calendar signings. But I can't verify that.

I do know that being given the opportunity to watch him wank up close, and catch a few tasty gobs of his semen would be worth paying for.

Too bad Carl's never gone further in that direction, and has stopped posing fully nude. The gossip was that despite his immense populairty via Colt, he never made much money doing that work.

On his current website, he looks more like a bronze statue than the naturally hairy big-dicked stud I prefer. There are some hot teen pics of him, and links to galleries and forums. like his Yahoo Group, which also says, "no Carl Hardwick pics or discussion" allowed. He does training and has gone totally pro bodybuilding (i.e., better living through chemistry).





Here's a downloadable 25 mg zip folder of Carl's best images.


5.26.2007

Beatoff Bailey





Ah, Bailey, the little muscle runt. He poses for Playgirl for, ahem, the ladies.

But do the ladies know he hoses himself down at Gay Pride events? Do they know he likes to fuck his best friend in the ass? Do they know he likes to shove a dildo up his ass while jacking off in the shower?

Ah, the ladies. What they don't know could fit in his ass.

5.18.2007

Little Anthony, Jackin




So, one of my earliest posts included a short clip and screencaps of a bushy-eyebrowed "Anthony," jackin' off with his skateboard nearby. I thought it was just some homemade clip, as did 1000s of others, no doubt.

Thanks to blogger A Drab Boiz' Breakfast, this full jackoff clip is available! Whee! Anthony teases, whacks, talks naughty like the slut puppy he is, and shoots an admirable load.

His scene was for PornTeam's This Is Good. The other guys are too twinky for my taste, but check it out if you like.