3.29.2008

Cock Rock: Philip Anselmo, Pantera



Philip Anselmo was the lead singer for the thrash metal band Pantera. Now he's in a band called Down, I think. He's got a lot of controversy about him; drugs, trash-talking his former bands (one of which was called Anal Cunt. Hmmm.)

Anyway, in two of Pantera's DVD version of their music videos, Anselmo walks across the screen with a half-boner, and apparently, shot from below, jumps around with a hardon. Sweet. Not enough for full porn stud status, but hey. It's punky, and he's fuckable, particularly without the long hair from his other look.









Here's that song, sadly without the cock-flopping shots, and not recorded live (lame!).

3.23.2008

Cock Rock: Quentin Elias


Quentin Elias was born in Mende, France, in 1974. After growing up in Marseille, Elias moved to Paris to pursue a modeling career. In 1996 became the lead singer of the group Alliage, a boy band quartet.


In 2001, Elias relocated to New York City. He worked with producer Junior Vasquez, releasing This Time Baby. Elias came out with a single in 2005, Serve It Up which was released on an independent label. Quentin has also appeared in 2008 on the gay-themed porn site "RandyBlue.com", performing as a solo model in pornographic videos.


That's his Wikipedia bio.




Wait? Porno?

But, in a recent OhLaLa interview, he said he would never pose nude.

Well, sort of:
Would you ever (or have you) posed nude?
QE: No, it depends… If someone called and said they want to do artistic nudes and play with shadows. But I haven’t because everyone would go crazy.

Is it that hot?
QE: I’m blessed…

I guess he never said, "I will beef up, get a lot of tattoos and jack off on camera twice." So, he wasn't exactly lying.

The comments section of that web page include people saying that he's gay.
Yes he is gay, a good friend of mine went out with him for a while. Unfortunately he loves himself more that anyone else could. This make long lasting relationships difficult. It's too bad that he tries to act like the straight guy for the girls. I guess money speaks louder than honesty with yourself.





How many straight guys are that muscular, make masturbation videos for a gay online porn site, andused to be in a boy band? His music is ... well, it's like boy band stuff; a high light voice atypical of most muscle marys his size. I was expecting something a tad more butch.

You can see previews and pay to see Q jack his instrument Here and Here.

Or, you can download them and enjoy more screencaps Here and Here. Thanks, Perhaps' blog!

Quentin; you've already cum. Why not come out? It's not like lipsynching in nightclubs and covering Madonna songs in the key of K-flat are gonna be hurt by us knowing those succulent lips suck cock.



















































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A more adoring perspective (that has more info, but not his jackoff vids) at Beautiful blog.

3.22.2008

Cock Rock: the series




I'v been thinking about doing this for months. Ever since Warren Cuccurillo posed oh-so nude and showed off his big talents in G Magazine, then started his little web site with jack off and fuck videos, the concept of "Cock Rock" took on new girth, spurting fluidity, and musically marvelous mantabularity.


So many male rockers have posed nude, or been caught nude, I'm starting a series on the men in the world of music who have posed nude, been nude onstage, or done even more, like make their own porn videos, or done porn with known companies. Some of course, did porn first, then switched to music careers.

A lot of their music isn't great, but their naked bodies are worth oral, if not aural, devotion.




I'm sure you know who'll be among these celebs. I will take requests, in the comments.

So, look out for the Cock Rock series! Cock and Roll Hoochie Koo!



3.16.2008

Polo Player Porks Punks!


Let's say you're successful college dude at a prestigious university, say Yale. You're also on a high-ranked sports team, say, water polo. What do you do in your spare time? Take the train from Connecticut to Manhattan and make a quickie porn video with three totally skanky dudes in a ratty apartment!


But let's say some mo bro on campus puts two and two together while he's scouring the net for porn, and sees your little epic online. What if he then outs you on a no-rules vicious rumor-mongering website. suddenly, lots of classmates and teammates see you sucking cocks and fucking and getting fucked on a cheap mattress in Metropolis. That puts a monkey wrench in your study sessions.



Say that then the New York Times in all its venerable Old Grey Lady-ness calls you for an interview. You consent, anonymously, and say, "“I’m trying to zone it out. What else could I really do?”

Well, you could have chosen at least a few less skanky guys to suck and fuck with. But there's no accounting for taste.

So, in between being a gossip item here and there, you've got to get off, er, on, with your stud-fucking, er, studies.

3.14.2008

Schtupping Steve Kelso



More than 10 years ago, Colt Studios had one of their models become a national sensation; Steve Kelso.

Decidedly smaller in build than your average Colt model, and shorter, Kelso eventually posed for three years' worth of calendars, and a video that shied just short of a complete jack-off session. Kelso left modeling after a brief stint at some less flattering indie pics.





So, the question is, who gets to fuck Steve Kelso?


Did you know he's the manager of The Den Nightclub in Somerset, New Jersey? It's a popular suburban gay nightclub.

I wonder what it's like to work for him and resist the temptation to rip off his clothes. Who gets to do that?







I wonder if he usually comes home late at night exhausted, just enough to lay down and have his lover give him a nice massage, or perhaps just a little tongue bath. Perhaps Steve is usually too tired to get fucked, but lets his lover lick his butt and perhaps wiggle a finger inside while he jacks off.

Maybe because of his schedule, Steve is more of a daytime fucker. While the sun is shining through a window, he likes to enjoy the late morning coffee buzz and just ride his lover's ass. Maybe only on slow days does he feel like getting fucked.

Does Steve still occasionally shave his ass? Is it more furry now, or tight, or has gravity taken its toll just a bit?







Does Steve like to park his ass over a cock? Does he prefer to lay on his belly and let his ass be licked, fingered, and slowly at first filled with a hard cock? Does he enjoy crouching down, or on all fours, his ass cheeks spread and his hole ready for deep probing inspections with a finger, a tongue, or toys? Does the guy who gets to fuck Steve Kelso crouch down behind him as he slams his cock in and out? Does Steve demand a tender lubed up glide in and out? Does he once in a while like to be totally pounded into the ground, on the carpeted floor, or on a blanket in the woods?

Does the guy who gets to fuck Steve Kelso first or at any time get Steve on his knees to suck his own cock, and is he ever able to resist the desire to grab hold of Steve's adorable jug ears and guide Steve's face back and forth as he shoves his cock in and out of Steve's mouth?







Does the guy who gets to kiss Steve Kelso, and feel his cock around Steve's lips, and get his ass licked and rimmed by Steve, ever miss that trademark mustache? Does he beg Steve to grow it back? Does he resent it when Steve shaves and looks less like the popular nude model, and more like just another hot daddy who lives in New Jersey?

Does the guy who gets to fuck Steve Kelso ever say to himself, "Man, I get to fuck Steve Kelso!" Does he thank whatever god(s) each and every day? Does he imagine the number of men who envy him? Does he have to fight them off daily? Does he think that Steve is just a former model, not the most popular model in Colt's history, or one of the most recognized nude male models in the 20th century? Or is he just "my boyfriend," or "my partner," or does Steve let other guys fuck him?

Does he mind if they mutter to themselves as they suck his cock and lick his ass, "Mmm, I'm licking Steve Kelso's cock," or "Fuckin' steve Kelso's hot ass"? Does he prefer if they just treat him like a regular guy, not the most fuckable daddy in the Eastern hemisphere?

Has Steve ever gotten to the point with a lover or fuck buddy where he can get fucked without a condom? Who gets to feel inside Steve's tight butt with his cock or tongue? Does he get to shoot his sperm on Steve's nearly perfect ass? Does he lick it off?






Does he fuck Steve with Steve's legs spread wide, on his back, and does Steve ejaculate all over his amazing furry chest? Does he get to lick it off? Does he sometimes instead lean down to catch the flying globs of Steve Kelso's sperm and savor it in his mouth? How long can he wait before he has to swallow that sperm, instead of letting it remain on his tongue, or the errant drops of it dry on his face?

Wouldn't it be terrible to have to finally bathe and remove the scent and trace of Steve Kelso from your body? To be his lover so long, and even knowing that hundreds, thousands of guys who've jacked off to pictures of Steve would toss you out the door just to be in your place, that sometimes, insane as it may seem, even though his pert, tight ass is only inches away from you, you're just not in the mood to fuck Steve Kelso?



Just wondering.




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