Drymouth Smooch

A recent MTV PSA claimed (jokingly) that smoking pot makes you gay.

I think that's what it means. Hot kiss.

Remember sideburns?

Remember tight-butted bell bottoms? Kiana shirts?

Remember when all it took to romance a guy was a funky car, a good mix tape, a cool parking spot and a doobie?

Before online hook-up hell? Before AIDS?

You don't?

Too bad.

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