Oh, say, Caan you see?

Little Scotty Caan, hung and showing it off.
Dude's hot, and for real: here's a video of him surfing.

Now, to surf that taint!

Crazy Christian Cock!

Nothing says "Jesus Loves Me" more than clichéd religious iconography inked onto your flesh, right? Well, how about jackin' fer Christ?

"Paul," a new model on Sean Cody's pornylicious website, is straight, he says, and religious. Yes, Eat, for this is his body!
But notice how he and his meat puppet resemble a certain other little puppet, Davey of Davey & Goliath fame; the animated treacly Christian cartoon of yore.

So, apparently, he's goin' to heaven even though he's doing jackoff porn, and if you aren't saved, even if you never do porn, you won't. Mm-kay?

Meanwhile, totally gayfaced Catholic priest threatens his parishioners that if they voted for President-elect Obama, they should go to confession. Never mind about Father Dingle Dangle having worshipped your kids' weiners. It's a sin to vote Democrat!

And in the "Christians you don't want to fuck, but who are totally fucked up" Dept, some rightwing Christofascist whack job drove somebody off the road because they "weren't driving in a Christian way, and God told the asswipe to run the car off the highway!

I have a simple solution this idiocy.
More lions.

Man-watching Watchmen

The comic book Watchmen has been adapted to a film, and one thing that isn't missing, even in the trailer, is Dr. Manhattan's lower borough, i.e. his blue cock. Nice.

We'll see how much of this character (voiced-over by actor Billy Crudup, whose voice you may recognize from the Mastercard commericals) we get to peruse in the film; action scenes with his cock flopping around?

Collecting erotic superhero imagery: dozens of hours.
Buying X-rated comics in stores and on Ebay: about $100.
Seeing a completely nude superhero in a mainstream film: priceless.






I'm not holding my breath, but still hjoping for a live actor + CGI feature adaptation of Richard Corben's Den, featuring a bald hugely hung protagonist. Vin Diesel or Bill Goldberg would fit the bill nicely.

Economic Stimulus Package

So, I wish I felt like buying stuff. What with the eelection and all, i mean, like, WhooHoo!.

I wish I felt an obligation to help the economy, but I don't. Fuck it. Or suck it, or just look at a few jpgs of items I didn't buy on Ebay (the JO artists' videos, the print of Lil Joe nude), but which are amusing to peruse, free.

Serving Roddick

Andy Roddick will do anything - including get nekkid - for charity!

Word from Elton John's 16th annual Advanta World Team Tennis Smash Hits event at Kennesaw State University in northwest Georgia is Roddick auctioned off an hour-long session of private tennis lessons, but it wasn't until he took off his shirt that the bidding soared to around $11,000. The lesson finally went for $15,000 when he promised to instruct the winning bidder fully nude!

Here's a few impressions of how that might look. ;)

Think Pink!

There can be no more enticing image than hugely hung Brazilian strippers' huge cocks nearly bursting out of pink tights. Love the hats. So cute. It's proving very popular on YouTube, and I'm astounded it hasn't been censored. Perhaps horndogs of any gender can enjoy such a talented display of dancerly dongs.



It is a dangerous thing to share, as it may induce paroxysms of pleasure to the viewer. But it is a fine note to bid a vacation for this blogger. Enjoy. Back by the next moon.

Pop Goes the Weenie

OMG, I love this; hot stud, race, sweat, cocki pop-out!
On national TV!
Sweet enough when it happens in front of you, like me, so many high school games and whatnot... guys in phys ed just bulging out of their shorts.

But here's some dumb hot hunk named Marcus on Survivor Gabon showing his cock as it bounces around through the fly in his boxer shorts.

This is the second time some dumb straight suckable fuck dude has done this. Great for ratings, I guess.

The other guy's the gay one. He'll bag Marcus, no doubt; suck that cock until it kizzes down his throat.
I mean, jeez, the guy's got his dick flopping all over the place.

Leo Rising

Leo Giananni, or Gianookie?








He gets fucked, too. But he's not very good at it.



Yet.