4.10.2008

Cock Rock: Evil Jared Hasselhoff









I don't know why they call him evil.

Jared Hasselhoff gleefully takes his clothes off on a TV show, he'll show you his dick at the offer of a beer, and when his bandmate (in The Bloodhound Gang) did a lame-parody of a Depeche Mode song (with whom they shared the stage at a big concert), he joyously unleashed a stream of tasty Jared piss on him (That pic has his dick enlarged, but hey, it's hot). Video Here.

As if that dopey smile, that hot ripped body and those macho mutton chops weren't sexy enough, bassist Evil Jared Hasselhoff shares his love of water sports with all his fans.

Plus, In 2006 he moved to Neuk├Âlln, a borough of Berlin, Germany, because of massive resentment towards George W. Bush's politics. He said he won't return to the United States as long as Bush is in charge. What a cool pisser! Here's his blog.

I think his name should be changed to "Really Nice Hot Happy-to-Piss-on-You Jared Hasselhoff."

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