I Need a Hero

I was going to make a tribute post to the Republican National Convention, but a montage of assholes, cunts, and pregnant teenage girls didn't sound too appealing.

Instead, here's an array of heroic men in uniform, like those who'll be helping evacuees of hurricanes and other national disasters ... like the Republican National Convention.

Given the choice between fucking a muscly Minneapolis policeman and a scrawny anarchist twink, I'd put politics aside for a beefy ass. I mean, really, the violent tactics of some protestors doesn't help a bit. To greatly paraphrase Ghandi, "What the fuck, dudes?"


woody said...

don't believe everything you read in the media.

Anonymous said...

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