10.16.2016

Did Vikings have gay sex?

If you're a fan of the popular Vikings series, with the intense bromance between the main characters, you have to wonder if these dudes ever got it on. I mean, they're so macho, and they let women be warriors, so why not spank the monkey with Sven or Yarlssson? 

On my Tumblr site, I posed this query twice, with an open proposal that Men.com or another studio that does gay X-rated parodies do a Vikings gay fuck film, and I found the perfect performer, Brit stud Ben Brown, who bears a stunning likeness to Vikings actor Travis Fimmel


I've been having fun on Tumblr, Twitter and other social media that allows X-rated content. Tumblr's being a bit hypocritical about it; you can share someone else's lengthy fuck scenes, along with thousands of others, but the few times I posted a short cum shot or anything, it got deleted and I got threatened with expulsion. Not so with Blogger, which threatened to do that, but backed off when thousands of adult bloggers protested.

Anyway, the purpose of all this time-wasting fun on social media was to promote my books, which has become an epic fail. I've sold maybe a few dozen Kindle editions of my three collections, Bone, Rahm and Poke, and a few of my well-reviewed scifirotia tale Q-FAQ.

And I haven't bothered to post here in months, because Tumblr is quicker and more fun. But even my most clever posts, in which I combine celeb pics and similar-looking sex scenes, or make my usual snarky social commentary, have gotten few likes or shares. Nope, the massively popular Tumblr posts by others remain the most banal nude selfies of relative nobodies. Oh, well.


My most popular Tumblr post features nude gifs of Olympic swimmer Nathan Lane and his amazingly pale ass. All it took were a few proper hashtags, the timing being during the Rio Olympics, and hundreds of folks followed me, possibly not expecting graphic X-rated homo stuff. 

On Twitter, I have less than 100 followers, and that's fine. But what's really funny are the reasons why this blog gets so many views, almost 2 million since I started it!

Check out the most popular posts on the right. Thanks to stripper extraordinaire Jonathan 'Heat' Martinez, former Sean Cody model Danny and his post-porn MMA pursuits, gay for pay soccer player Cathal McCarran (man, that one took off! He's got a memoir out now, telling his warped version of why he was 'forced' to make gay porn; yeah, right), and of course my now legendary accounts of rightwing porn pet Matt Sanchez.


So, it's my hope that my fans, and those who stumble upon this sexy blog while looking for nude firemen, big-dicked strippers or  hot celebrities showing off their erect cocks, will share this idea until it becomes an actual film. Perhaps a Kickstarter campaign? A new app called CumStarter?

I know that Ben Brown has gotten bigger and beefier, and possibly isn't doing porn anymore. Also, it's not everyone's taste to watch a guy guzzle his own piss while getting assfucked, but somehow it seems the sort of thing a randy Viking might try. 

Ragnar and Rollo could have a known-down fight and flipfuck. Ragnar could teach his hot son all about the birds and the bees, and bareback fucking. Heck, there could even be a hot bisexual threeway, as almost happened in the actual series. How about a massive group jackoff session aboard a ship ("Stoke! Stroke!"), culminating in a cum-drenched gangbang in a conquered French monastery?

And while I imagine Ragnar as a top, Ben is quite versatile, and a porny version would of course have to include Ben getting butt-fucked, because he's so good at it!

Vikings, the gay fuck flick; cumming to a porn website near you, I hope. Until then, please buy and review my books, follow me on Twitter and Tumblr, share my clever posts, and masturbate like a Viking!


































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