So, Sunday's the SuperBowl.
I couldn't even tell you who's playing; the Colts and somebody else.
So what? The only thing I like about football are when the guys wear white pants and you can see their asses. and later, fuck them.
I fucked a college football player in a locker room once, right on a pile of dirty practice shirts. He had the most amazing muscled ass. Afterward he said, "Man, I can't believe you licked my ass so long!"
I said, "I can't believe nobody ever licked your ass!"
I took home a cluster of jocks straps as a souvenir.