Here's a post I left in draft mode and forgot about:
Recently, folks in Greece celebrated the annual Greek Phallus Festival, a tribute to big cocks.
"If you want to eat phallus-shaped bread, drink through phallus-shaped straws from phallus-shaped cups, kiss ceramic phalluses, sit on a phallus-shaped throne and sing dirty Greek songs about the phallus, then you should visit the little Greek town of Tyrnavos each year on 'Clean Monday' [the first Monday of Lent]."
I love cocks; specifically Greek uncut hard cocks aimed at me.
Here are a few Grecian cocks and roamin' hands: