While we're wet:
A hot yet stupid allegedly straight and obviously muscular police an in Mentor, Ohio got reprimanded for fulfilling a $100 dare to dunk his head in a bucket of piss; more precisely, a bucket of hot steamy cop piss, that of his co-workers. Deadspin has the video. Apparently this barely subverted homo-urine-otic act also had something to do with a Cleveland Browns football game.
Straight guys; they're fuckin' perverts!