2.05.2006

Christian Cock


April 2005 Playgirl centerfold Kevin Michaels, real name Kevin Talley, has bowed out of being chosen the closet gay mag's Man of the Year.

He says Jesus made him do it. Read his switch to prudishness here. Talley seems a more probable actual heterosexual than Mike Roberts, or the mag's continual parade of verifiable gay pornsters.

Louisville residents got to see him strip at Pure X-tacy's All-Male Revue. But now the only people enjoying his cock are his girlfriend and the Lord. He's a baptised Baptist, body and soul.

Before his switch, they also got a chance to have Talley sign photos and magazines - and pay to do so - for the Make a Wish Foundation.

Gee, if I were a dying leukemia patient, my last wish would be suck on his enormous blessed cock until he baptised me with a cum facial. Although Talley's tallywhacker isn't at full mast in the Playgirl spread, it's obvious he's got more to praise.



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