December has just begun, but like your enthusiastic neighbor who doesn't wait until a moment after Thanksgiving to put up holiday decorations and annoying blinking lights, I'm gonna dive into my stocking and share some pics of hot guys in Santa gear, and not much else.
Let's start off with some naughty and nice Henry Cavill AI fakes, the hottest trend since Cabbage Patch Kids.
You have to wonder if the super hunk has seen these marvels, he being a self-confessed nerd.
Santa's been sexualized for decades, as shown in this vintage 1980s cover of Mandate.
Decorate with balls and buns:
And now for more naughty and nice: