I love Gay Pride. I love lesbian Pride. I love bi, trans, and everything in between pride.

Why? Because the bible says pride is the greatest sin!

Not murder, not rape, not treason, not election fraud, not pederasty (a popular Republican pasttime), and not even sneezing into the salad bar. Nope, according to them, it's pride.

Just being proud to be a human being who isn't a reichwing fucktwit is a sin to people who worship a guy who got tortured to death.

What. Ev. Er.

For gay men, the most basic way of showing your pride is being good at gay sex. I'm proud to be so good at sucking cock I can turn the most stalwart suckee into a quivering premature ejaculator.

Take TJ Cummings, an allegedly straight porn guy who takes a huge stiff cock up his ass in THIS video. Wouldn't you be proud to fuck that ass? Wouldn't you be proud to be such a tight and satisfying bottom?

So, to review: show your pride by being good at sodomy, like these Two guys fucking. Man, that is some ass-pounding! I'd be proud to be on either end of that.

Happy ass-fucking cocksucking rainbow-draped cuddly beary twinkie cloney dykey tranny pride!


Sugar Cookies

I hate the War. I think Bush is dumb and evil. There, I said it. Monitor that, AT&T, Verizon, NSA and all you other reichwingers.

But I do love soldiers, as often as possible.

the San Francisco Chronicle published a feel-good photo-filled article about Navy Seals in training. The military couldn't have asked for a more loving, infomercially tribute to its grueling programs that allow men to, in the words of artist Barbara Kruger, "create intricate rituals that allow you to touch the skin of other men."

One of the rituals is having the recruits roll in the sand, becoming what they call "sugar cookies." In a perfect world they'd actually be rolled in sugar and then lick each other clean.

Horrible to think that these prime specimenfolk will soon be the tools of occupation and endless, oil-driven war bent on turning the entire Middle East into a US-controlled property.

Some soldiers seem to have some free time to show off their cocks in between blowing up alleged "insurgents" and according to recent news, shooting pregnant women.

It's a weird thing, eroticizing those whose morals may have gone overboard. But somewhere over there are a few gay soldiers who are just doing their jobs, even if it really is for the evil, corrupt Halliburton and Bush's oil-greedy colluders.

So, if you can put your politics aside - and I don't -support our troops. Give them hot sex whenever possible!


The Horny Goatherd

High on a hill lived a lonely goatherd. Lay-de-oh-di-lay-dee Lo-di-lay-hee-hoo!

Once a goatherd, then a stripper, now a hot Moroccan pop star with a gimmicky single that rivals the Macarema, but has outsold Madonna's singles in the UK, Yousseph "Chico" Slimani is a Welsh pop singer who rose to prominence in the United Kingdom after reaching the finals of the 2005 series of the talent show The X Factor. His touching human interest tale is that he took to stripping to finance his ailing mother's trip to Mecca.

Visit Chico's official website to hear his amusingly cheesy music. Of course the news stories and Wikipedia bios omit the wonderful fact that as a stripper, Chico also got his big thick boner sucked off by ladies at those notorious hen parties! Salaam salami! Let's hope the biopic set to be filmed about his life shows him in all his glory, erect, fellated, and singing a happy song.

In my perfect future, all hot male celebrities will have done, or will eventually, be so free with their willies.