High on a hill lived a lonely goatherd. Lay-de-oh-di-lay-dee Lo-di-lay-hee-hoo!Once a goatherd, then a stripper, now a hot Moroccan pop star with a gimmicky single that rivals the Macarema, but has outsold Madonna's singles in the UK, Yousseph "Chico" Slimani is a Welsh pop singer who rose to prominence in the United Kingdom after reaching the finals of the 2005 series of the talent show The X Factor. His touching human interest tale is that he took to stripping to finance his ailing mother's trip to Mecca.
Visit Chico's official website to hear his amusingly cheesy music. Of course the news stories and Wikipedia bios omit the wonderful fact that as a stripper, Chico also got his big thick boner sucked off by ladies at those notorious hen parties! Salaam salami! Let's hope the biopic set to be filmed about his life shows him in all his glory, erect, fellated, and singing a happy song.
In my perfect future, all hot male celebrities will have done, or will eventually, be so free with their willies.
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