Losing our Virgility

Virgil Buruiana was a championshp bodybuilder from Romania.
He died in a car crash a few years ago.

Some people don't like to think consciously about eroticizing a stud when you know he's dead. But I'm sure thatwherever Virgil is, he'd be happy if you worshipped him a little.

This clip on Youtube shows what potential and charisma he had.
Try to enjoy it on its own merits as a homage to his perfection.

Many bodybuilders seem to have small dicks. It's true they're small during competition, in those skimpy straps.

I can verify that it's often true that dicks get get quite big, even when seemingly small.

"I don't like men with too many muscles," said Janet Weiss in Rocky Horror.

Frank N. Furter's retort: "I didn't make him for you!"

This short movie shows Virgil at his most vital, erect and jacking, and disproving the small dick/steroids stereotype.



"They wish to cure us.

But I say, we are the cure."



Charming Channing

Channing Tatum is hot. Channing Tatum is a rising star. Channing Tatum is cool with gay guys. Channing Tatum has been in a few movies, often shirtless. Channing Tatum looks great in underwear.

Before he became the up and coming film actor, he modeled. Before that, while a mere student in college, his comfort in posing nearly naked is documented by this guy, whose blog has some unpublished undy shots of Channing.

Recently, he showed his quite average, yet still pleasant penis in an unfortunately solarized photo in a new book.

Channing's charming. Channing's hot. Channing's famous. This Yahoo group is devoted to him. Yes, indeed, life is great for the thin and beautiful.


Power Wanker

What happens to a former kid TV show actor who can't get work? It seems a few Power Rangers have done porn or a few crimes.

If you're former Red Power Ranger Austin St. John, you go to the gym a lot, become a personal trainer, and then, to show off your new and much more muscular body by, well, you masturbate for porn videographer Sean Cody!

St. John calls himself "Brock" in this video (a popular nom de porn), and shows off his gluts, pecs and more than adequate pumping function, as well as his rather fine ass. Morphin' Manly!

And, to make things better, he also did a second video in which he gets an efficient blow job, and ejaculates all over his sucker's face.

Not exactly a smooth career transition, I'd say. But it's his body, so he should be free to do with it whatever he likes. And we should be able to enjoy all his talents now that he's dispensed with the silly red tights and helmet, and well, all his clothes, every ounce of modesty, and a few ounces of his sperm.


Oh, Dear

Too funny, and strange. As if the real video of Colin joking (perhaps) about sucking off Bruce Willis on the set of Hart's War weren't sexy enough. Somebody's gone to town with a hilarious animated gif fake.

Fuck that. how about some real gay sex?

Watch Lucas fuck Ryan; Download HERE.


Aural Sex

You've seen the singers on TV. You laugh, you cry, you cringe, you plug your ears. Do you think you can do better? How about starting your own band? You can create one online here. Okay, that's pretty stupid.

Mine would be a host of cock rockers, with of course, pornalicious Chris Daughtry of American Idol 5 singing lead - but shirtless.

I swear, if it weren't for the fact that he's straight, married and living in North Carolina, I would have seen him sucking cock at Folsom Street Fair or in some gay porn leather video.



Congratulations to the writers, director and composer of Brokeback Mountain who won Oscars and all, and to the boy for being so sweet-smiling as they knew they wouldn't get one, but just having so many gay and trans characters (and George's neat lefty biopic) being nominated this year was enough to get the rightwing in a tizzy, so champagne toast to all that.

Sure, be mad that Crash won some, especially since it's rumored to be a Scientology-funded After School Special. Gee, everybody's racist!
One guy in LA (appropriately) is so pissed he wants to vent his frustration through rough sex. Well, that invitation beats the Vanity Fair party. Perhaps he might calm down after he gets some, with the lovely Willie Nelson cover of a Pansy Division song about Secret Cowboys.

Before Brokeback Mountain, a few cowboy movies had a tetch of queer leanings. Red River, fer instance, with Monty Clift's character bein' more of a man's man. Then there was Marlon Brando's wild character in One-Eyed Jacks.

But my all-time favorite cowboy scene is from the TV movie Lonesome Dove, based on the novel by Larry McMurtrey, who, of course, also co-wrote the screenplay for Lonesome Dove.

This short clip doesn't do the scene justice (damn cheap ass Windows Media; Quicktime Mpegs are better!!). But believe you me, pardner, there's some asses bouncin' and a few dicks floppin' in the saddle in this scene. As far as my close inspection proves (for research purposes, doncha know), it ain't D.B. Sweeney's cock (durnit), but it might be Barry Tubb's (he's been free with the frontals in other flicks), or just one a them cowboy extras.

Director Simon Wincer, you may recall, enjoyed filming his apparent nude horseback riding fetish in The Light Horsemen, where some soldiers enjoy a similar respite, naked on the beach (without the cows to get in the way). So, get Lonesome Dove, and pay close attention to the beggining of "Part III: The Plains." You'll see a few parts bouncin' around in the saddle.

What's funny is, this got broadcast on national TV. The night I saw it, I swear I thought I was seein' things. Jack off? I swear...


Cum Again

Splooge, jizz, sperm, baby batter, dick snot, cream, cum, spritz. (Yes, each of those words is a linked Rapidshare file of a guy shooting a load).

How many cumshots have you downloaded? How many do you need, want, crave?

My absolute favorite is the very popular Anthony Cums! His flirtatious look, his knowing glance, his smooth tight little body, his theatrical flair, and of course his voluminuus flying ejaculate, have made him one of the most uploaded loads in amateur porndom.

So, who is this "Anthony?" Where does he live? Who gets to lap up those leaping loads? And more important, why aren't there more clips of him around? Does he know he's be-cum so popular? Does he enjoy it? Do guys stop him on the street and say, "Nice cum load, buddy!"
I'm more than a tad curious.


Who Would Jesus Top?

"Gay adult-video legend Tom Katt reclaims Christian faith and retires from erotica. Re-emerging as David Papaleo, he identifies as straight but is sickened by right-wing Bible-thumpers who preach anti-gay hatred. Papaleo’s next stop — the pulpit."

So reads this Dallas Voice article about one of the most muscular power bottoms in the history of modern pornography. While anyone who chooses to make changes in their life should be acknowledged, I wonder which of Tom's video's his new wife would enjoy most; Behind the Barn Door, Copilation, Cuming Attractions, Leather Obsession, Glory Holes 3 & 4; Cops, cocks, Cum/fuck My Ass, or probably, the most applicable, How To Get a Man in Bed.

Either way, Tom' happy grin whilst being ass-plowed wasn't method acting, so let's hope wifey's got a strap-on.