Here's a little video commemorating all those hours wasted collecting images to jack off to.
Link here if the embed doesn't load: http://www.xvideos.com/video44155809/ode_to_a_lost_tumblr_-_erotic_art_by_tom_bacchus
Hey, but don't be jackin' off in the Durham University showers. The snoopy fussbudgets there claim that the sheer volume of shower-jacked jizz is clumping up their pipes. How fascist and utterly CSI bullshit is t to claim DNA testing will be done on discarded splooge?
Safety tip: Just eat it, guys.
HONOLULU -- Police in Hawaii say a sidekick of TV bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman turned himself in to authorities after a shopping centre security guard reported seeing him naked in his pickup truck performing a lewd act.
But Tim Chapman's lawyer insisted his client spilled juice on himself and was just changing clothes Thursday night.
Police say the guard told Chapman to put on his clothes and get out of the truck.
After dressing, police say Chapman started his truck and drove over a sidewalk, nearly hitting the guard, then drove off.
The guard told police that he recognized Chapman from Duane Chapman's show "Dog the Bounty Hunter" and that he was performing an unspecified lewd act.
Duane Chapman and Tim Chapman are not related.
Tim Chapman's attorney, Brook Hart, said it was all a misunderstanding.
"It was simply a man who wet his pants with orange juice inadvertently and was changing them, doing nothing wrong at all and believing he had sufficient privacy to do it," Hart said.
Police said they were investigating whether to charge Chapman, 42.
The A&E television network put the show on hold indefinitely in November after the release of a private phone conversation in which Duane Chapman repeatedly used a racial slur to describe his son's girlfriend. He has apologized repeatedly.
you can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the trash.