Holey Hakan

I love this video. It's basically wall to wall Hakan Joel-Serbes butt shots while he's slamming two lucky ladies.

I've always been fascinated with Hakan's butt, as are many other gay fans of gay straight porno.

Anything with Hakan and another guy is more than enough gay. In this one, he actually gets his pucker slurped, so it's extra gay.

If you're new to him, start with the classic Face Dance Obsession, with a hilarious bit of Nacho's cock getting almost in Hakan's hole. The gal sucks them off with both cocks rubbing against each other.

Gay enough for me!


How about a nice Hawaiian's Spunk?


A UH student has been endangering students by leaving his body fluids on desks in many classrooms. His blog, Hawai‘i Speedo Student, shows pictures and videos of himself masturbating in buildings such as Kuykendall, Moore, Webster, Physical Science, Watanabe and possibly more. He is currently being investigated for violating student conduct codes. Please take appropriate precautions like disinfecting desks and washing hands frequently. He is self-described as 5 foot 7 inches with frizzy blond hair, blue eyes and a slim build. Do not attempt to approach the student. If you notice him or anyone else exhibiting sexually deviant and psychotic behavior, call Campus Security

From the always fabulous Queerty, a massive bit of pornjournalism!

Since at least January, Tim, a gay 22-year-old senior at the University of Hawai'i-Manoa, has been recording himself masturbating, and uploading the videos to Xtube. He goes by the username "SpeedoStudent1," which represents his fetish for all things Speedos, Lycra, and jocks; he got his first Speedo at age 19 and has been hooked ever since. The earliest video of him on Xtube is called "First load of 2010." He is, plainly, an exhibitionist, and for the titillation of his fans (he has 2,286 on Xtube) and his own self-satisfaction, decided to traverse his college campus and record himself in Speedos, sometimes aroused, in each classroom he took a course in. With the help of a friend working the camera, he managed just that — even without receiving class credit! In one video, titled "Classroom speedo jerkoff," he masturbates to completion on a desk. And then he learned the lesson of posting anything to the Internet: It's very public.

Yeah. Now everyone knows exactly where you shot your load, in class! Ew!

Maybe because he has a blog and videos of him jacking off online, including thew one in the classroom?

Here's his Xtube Profile. He has five videos, none of them as exciting as the incriminating footage, of course.

But he is flexible in private settings.
Still, who hasn't humped a table, alone in a room with bad flourescent lighting?

UPDATE: Speedo Stud goes porny! Yep, our curly-haired hero homo is bringing sex acts back. He gets his wiener sucked and his beautiful butt plowed on camera. It was inevitable.


Bulge Hunter

These are all the joyous manly cock bulge bits from merely the first disc of season one of "Hunter," starring the obviously hung Fred Dryer.



Into the Wild

I'm so turned on! Non-porn this time.

Dave Salmoni. He shows off some pubey-ness in the current issue of Flaunt. Yum!!

Of course, we also like him nude and wet in the bush or as Tarzan showing off his big snake. Hehe.

And then, there's Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

Graphically violent, 300-derivative, ample male nudity, including Manu Bennett, whom I've adored for years, and ached to see him shirtless, and then, wham! full frontal Kiwi cock! Jeez.

And for dessert, Sterling Archer, the dorky asshole jerk spy in the hilarious animated TV show Archer.

Here's the "gay" episode. it's hilarious, Sterling gets nearly naked. A lot.

I know, he's a cartoon. But he's about as available as Dave or Manu. A man can dream.

What? Like you weren't thinking it.


Vintage Sausage

Sometimes credited as Joe Markum, JOE MARKHAM is one of my favorite vintage porn studs ever.


Did I say ever?