Simon Marini: the manly Mutant shows off his X-manhood

Another stud in Mixed Martial Arts has shown off his manly beauty, this time Canadian hunk Simon Marini, aka "The Mutant." Simon has shared his gorgeous muscular body, including his sizable uncut penis and firm man ass, in a series of modeling shoots for Nasty Pig and Jockstrap Central. And here is basically every photo I could find! 

Although he's retired from the ring, he had a good record. His cage rank is HERE, but to us, he's Numero Uno!

This beautiful series of photos shows him in his MMA prime. 
 But now he's a hot muscle daddy! 

First, let's start with the ring pics. He's hot enough merely shirtless in the ring. As this promo clip proves, he was incredibly cute as a youth. 

Now he's a hot zaddy you want to ride like a roller coaster of muscle!

Update March 2019: Simon has caught up with his cult fandom, and now has an OnlyFans account where he gets naked, jacks off and has sex with his hot girlfriend! Whoo-hoo!
He also has a PG-ish Instagram account, and his Twitter account teases the nudie pics and vids.


Conor cocked; MMA stud nude and fantasy fuck

Conor McGregor; hot ass, hot everything!
Here are a bunch of pics and gifs of hot Irish boxer Conor McGregor, and pics and gifs of hot Irish porn guys who look enough like him for us all to fap to both, imagining Conor giving us a hard rough fuck, and some spurting jizz.

I was going to post this back on st. Patrick's Day, but forgot to.


Brody George's massive talent aka Mike Marin aka William Price, superhung stud

Not to repeat the obsession with big muscled hugely hung yet remote studs, here's the multi-named huge-cocked 2 or 3-time video masturbator and jizz unloader, In his limited career, Brody/William/Mark etc. made an enormous impression.

Albeit two useless fakes, here are some lovely composites of Brody's erect cock here.
Many pics of his Paragon Men shoot Here.  And oh my gosh, here's an album of his beefier jackoff scene.

Mark jacks off for your enjoyment.
Brody George is a classic nude model.
William Price is a more clothed model.
I want to suck all their cocks, deep, down into my throat. Fortunately, they're the same man, because triple-sucking that monster would choke me out. More, including videos: 


Stripper Cock in yer Face! - Brad Ford's big muscle talent

Brad: His cock in my face!

 With a wad of freshly earned cash in one pocket, and convenient hole in the other pocket, i took in the hottest nude dancer party in town, Adonis Lounge, at various locations. My appetite for stripper cock needed quenching, and they brought it.

 Among the talents was Brad (left photo) whose big talents we've seen before, in abundance! Hard cock pics below.

As I've humble-bragged before, I myself used to shake my barely clothed, but never nude or hard, sorry,ass at many a club night back in the day.

And we all pine for The Gaiety (pics inside) and other favorite stripper cock shows. Videos linked, too.
Brad was one of many big muscled guys who do lap dances with their dicks flopping about. Pretty fun stuff. Not like some other places, where you can suck a stripper's cock, or let him hump you until you cum. But it was fun. Below, Brad Ford nude and hard, and strippers showing their cocks, in review.


Herr Trump taken on by unlikely foe: Badass Park Rangers

Censorship efforts backfire on President Snowflake and team

 Don't fuck with park rangers, asshole.


Speaking for the rangers I've met, they love the outdoors, and who wouldn't. Defend nature, the best place to have sex or jackoff.


What a Pisser! Will Trump's last stunt whizz out his urinaguration?

What a pisser. Breaking news splashed all over headlines and thirsty social media as Donald Trump's alleged blackmail videotape of him getting pissed on by Russian prostitutes could be the last fall this Humpty Drumpfty can take.

Leave it to the king of the golden throne, spray-paint yellow of whatever, to almost tarnish one of my favorites fetishes, of which there are many; pissing.

Consensual, between guys, after a few beers, preferably spewed over a bulldozer truck tire, and then whatever else may hap.

Usually, it's a bit more formalized in a sex club as a piss place, so maybe Donny had to do it in a tub. We'll probably see his alleged R. Kelly performance.

In the mean time, count the days until the Urinaguration.

The incriminating document is HERE.