The Hole Deal

The male heterosexual ass has been discovered. At least in increasing "straight" porn videos, women are enjoying - or being paid to look as if they're enjoying- rimming licking, poking, prodding and playing with male buttholes.

And while a sex act may not have a sexual orientation, the fact, as proven here, that the straightest of men will quickly shoot a load of cum with just a bit of prostate massaging from inside his butt - something gays have known for - well, probably centuries, straight porn has finally gone gay - in the ass department, at least.

And isn't that amusing?

Shown: two of the greatest asses in str8 porn: Hakan Joel and Dillion Day, getting the tonguebaths they deserve.

Here are more short mpeg clips of Dillion: his massively muscled ass spread wide whilst fucking, another hot Dillion ass shot (hmm, it's red; was that gal spanking him? Yow!); Dillion's cock slipping out and bumping his male sex partner's; Dillion pulling out and waving his cock in front of the camera; not an ass shot, but Dillion sliding his erect cock right next to another cock (the gays love the double penetration, so gay!).

These and lots more mini-clips are provided by the wonderfully obsessed fans at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ultim8-dillionday

And if you prefer a bisexual tattooed porn stud who likes the occasional strap-on dildo up his ass, visit the Jack Hammer group. Apparently, he's in jail now for a parole violation, where he won't be needed a strap-on.

If you're like author Marty Beckerman, you want to fully experiment in butt joy - strictly for journalistic research, of course. Beckerman, a studly dude with a few funny books under his belt, decided to drop trou and let his girlfriend schtup him with a strap-on. Seems like Marty ended up enjoying it a lot, as you can tell from his hot and horny transcription of the attempt!

Of course, I'd be glad to offer my services the next time Marty wants his chunky butt serviced. His gal pal seems rather inexperienced. The few times I enjoyed a hot threeway, the guy was surprised by the level of tingly pleasures he enjoyed as I licked, rubbed, fingered, and finally plowed his butt (Okay, most times they jizzed from just a few seconds with my tongue and finger; but the next times, they learned how to control themselves). Sorry, but some women just don't get butt play, lacking a prostate. And those long fingernails are a definite no! Additionally, straight guys usually need a pre-lesson in anal hygiene.

Every time I butt-played a "straight" guy as he fucked or ate out his gal, the moment of true anal arousal ended up with him bursting forth with a sudden jolt of jizz. That's because the butt is a sexual organ, no matter what crazed racist & alcoholic Mel Gibson says.