Brazen Brazier

Jeff Brazier has confirmed rumors that he can lick his own penis.

The TV presenter, who has previously admitted to being "proud" of the size of his manhood, admitted that he had a 'special party trick'.

Brazier said: "I do! I've not performed it for some time, but it originated from when I was an apprentice at Leyton Orient.

"The older pros had noticed that I had a talent, and one night, when I was on reserves, one of them said to me, 'I bet you could probably suck your own thingy, couldn't you?' And then another one went, 'Go on, try it!'"

He continued: "I did, yeah. I was young and pretty impressionable. I managed to touch myself with my tongue. I didn't spend too long down there, I have to say. It was just making the contact that was the impressive part. But I think it was just to do with being young and flexible.

"I've not tried recently. I did it for everyone when I was on Shipwrecked. We were all a bit down 'cos it had been raining, and the cameras were off, so I was like, 'Hey everyone, have a look at this!'... It's legendary!"

Brazier added: "I feel lucky that I've been given a good few inches above average."

And here it is!

Unfortunately, those pics are of him havng sex with a woman, who can lick it because she's on her knees. Apparently, he's some straight British non-celebrity celebrity who's done shows and reality idiocy. At least he showed off his boner in shorts on one episode.


Here are some guys not afraid to show off their auto-slurping talents. They're not celebrities, perhaps, but they are to me!