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TEEN JACKS IN CLASS, GETS SPANKED!

A UH student has been endangering students by leaving his body fluids on desks in many classrooms. His blog, Hawai‘i Speedo Student, shows pictures and videos of himself masturbating in buildings such as Kuykendall, Moore, Webster, Physical Science, Watanabe and possibly more. He is currently being investigated for violating student conduct codes. Please take appropriate precautions like disinfecting desks and washing hands frequently. He is self-described as 5 foot 7 inches with frizzy blond hair, blue eyes and a slim build. Do not attempt to approach the student. If you notice him or anyone else exhibiting sexually deviant and psychotic behavior, call Campus Security



From the always fabulous Queerty, a massive bit of pornjournalism!

Since at least January, Tim, a gay 22-year-old senior at the University of Hawai'i-Manoa, has been recording himself masturbating, and uploading the videos to Xtube. He goes by the username "SpeedoStudent1," which represents his fetish for all things Speedos, Lycra, and jocks; he got his first Speedo at age 19 and has been hooked ever since. The earliest video of him on Xtube is called "First load of 2010." He is, plainly, an exhibitionist, and for the titillation of his fans (he has 2,286 on Xtube) and his own self-satisfaction, decided to traverse his college campus and record himself in Speedos, sometimes aroused, in each classroom he took a course in. With the help of a friend working the camera, he managed just that — even without receiving class credit! In one video, titled "Classroom speedo jerkoff," he masturbates to completion on a desk. And then he learned the lesson of posting anything to the Internet: It's very public.



Yeah. Now everyone knows exactly where you shot your load, in class! Ew!

Maybe because he has a blog and videos of him jacking off online, including thew one in the classroom?

Here's his Xtube Profile. He has five videos, none of them as exciting as the incriminating footage, of course.

But he is flexible in private settings.
Still, who hasn't humped a table, alone in a room with bad flourescent lighting?



UPDATE: Speedo Stud goes porny! Yep, our curly-haired hero homo is bringing sex acts back. He gets his wiener sucked and his beautiful butt plowed on camera. It was inevitable.