Showing posts with label nudes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nudes. Show all posts

12.02.2023

Sexualizing Santa: hung holiday hunks


December has just begun, but like your enthusiastic neighbor who doesn't wait until a moment after Thanksgiving to put up holiday decorations and annoying blinking lights, I'm gonna dive into my stocking and share some pics of hot guys in Santa gear, and not much else.

Let's start off with some naughty and nice Henry Cavill AI fakes, the hottest trend since Cabbage Patch Kids.

You have to wonder if the super hunk has seen these marvels, he being a self-confessed nerd.

 


 For more treats, follow Dad's Spank Bank on Twitter. Also, Cavill Slave is a king of AI Henry images,



And here's an old-fashioned Photoshop Santa Cavill. Seems kinda quaint by comparison.
 
Santa's been sexualized for decades, as shown in this vintage 1980s cover of Mandate.

Decorate with balls and buns:


And now for more naughty and nice:

7.28.2023

AI nudies gone wild: Artificial Intelligence porn has a long way to go.


Well, it looks like everyone is going crazy over artificial intelligence visuals and text. Have the robots finally taken over?

Not exactly.


I decided to give it a try on the website https://sexy.ai/ that I found online. It offers free accounts to create a few at a time. You can pay to get better results, but the right amount of descriptive terms generates something.


I started with my usual erotic fantasies; naked Vikings in the woods, cowboys, Roman gladiators, and wrestlers like John Cena, whose face lends itself to comic erotica. I'm not a very creative person, it seems, because it was wacky and zany what was produced. You have to be very specific with male muscle and other adjectives and words to get the kind of thing you want.


The problem with AI erotica is that the algorithms are not programmed for male bodies very easily, specifically genitalia. Despite a “homoerotic” filter, it seems like more often it's for female subjects and the penises often look like vaginas turned inside out. I did not screen capture some of the more grotesque samples because they were like something out of Francis Bacon gone science fiction horror show.


But here are a few standard ones with at least some semblance of reality. Of course the ones where the penises are connected between two men offers a whole new kind of erotica, nothing that I had ever thought of before. I don't think I want to think about it again.













Connected at the cock:

1.18.2019

Since You've Been Gone

 The past few porn years were spent more on Tumblr and twitter, and a few other porn sites.. I decided to make a little sloppy, odd eccentric tribute to the 'cockstaposition' of my posts, the now-hidden and/or soon to be deleted 5-years of fun Tumblr page. I guess I'll post more stuff here. In the meantime, a little stroke down memory lane...


Here's a little video commemorating all those hours wasted collecting images to jack off to.
Link here if the embed doesn't load: http://www.xvideos.com/video44155809/ode_to_a_lost_tumblr_-_erotic_art_by_tom_bacchus

12.15.2015

Thus Poked Zayas' Thruster: Miguel Zayas, hot str8 porn stud!

Whether he's posing coyly in photos on his Twitter account, performing romantic love scenes with mood lighting, or slam-banging fuck scenes on stage before a live audience at sex conventions, Spanish stud Miguel Zayas is the hot new thing. He's hot clean-shaven, with scruff, but what really attracted me is his new bearded look. His thick cock has plenty of foreskin, and his amazing back tattoo trails down to his utterly perfect ass.

8.24.2014

Tumblrin' Dice


You'll have to forgive me, I've been distracted by Tumblr, and other places online.

A special find: discovering full layouts of teenage magazine-era sure cum-inducing spreads from porn mags, long discarded (or sold on ebay), only to return, as low res. scans, zipped and ready to go.





6.29.2014

Ebook Pride Freebies: a Rousing Suck-sess!

Hooray! Thanks to the hundreds of folks who downloaded my three sex-packed story anthologies this weekend! 

Bone, Rahm and Poke are each among the top five gay erotica free ebooks on Amazon.com! With more than 800 downloads, I surely hope I can help wank-happy readers get down and shoot their own loads!




12.22.2012

Santabulous!




I was so busy regifting, 
I forgot to post my annual favorite holiday tradition; 
hot naked guys in Santa hats!