Todd Carney: What a Pisser! Bubbling Over?

Todd Carney: hot pisser

Is nothing sacred? We horny homos spend decades developing our own sexual code of fetishes, and then one drunk (allegedly) straight rugby player shoots piss into his own mouth, and the entire straight media goes overboard to cover a moment in pervy rugger time. 

That's because they known a viral story when it pisses on them. Dopey horndog rugger Todd Carney, while horsing around with his teammates, whipped out his (apparently large) uncut cock and peed upward into his own mouth. This isn't the first time Todd Carney got nude or sexy-stupid.

Todd Carney's into piss!

While the breeder media reacted in shock and horror, and his bosses fired him, bloggers etc. spun out into  a "trending" mania, proclaiming that even more dopey straight dudes are now into the trend of "bubbling."

In the gay world, it's called Sunday Beer Bust.

You would think at least the Australian media would be wise to the fact that this is a silly prank, and stupid, and admit that to some people, it's kinda hot.

I mean, really, how many intricate rituals have rugby players invented that involve beer, nudity and urination? A gazillion? How is this news?

Gez Marshall: a Knockout!

Gez Marshall is a handsome Irish boxer.

He's a horny straight guy. He loves boobs.

He also likes showing off his enormous, stupendous erect penis. Well, wouldn't you if you had such a ginormous uncut sex tool?

Santabulous!

 

I was so busy regifting, 

I forgot to post my annual favorite holiday tradition; 

hot naked guys in Santa hats!

Baseball Been Beddy Beddy Good

If you know the title's reference, you remember the old Saturday Night Live episode.

If you're younger, you hopefully remember how cool it was when San Francisco won the World Series a few years ago.

If you watch TV, you might have noticed that the Giants are most probably going to do it again (update: they won). Yep, the guys from the "gay" city by the Bay, whose players were attacked with anti-gay tweets and twits from Cardinals fans, did it again. So there.

Sorry I have so few pics of the current hot roster, but I'll work on it. For now, enjoy the bats and balls:

Money shot for the Giants: champagne ejaculates as Romo smooches Scutaro.

Nudes in the News! Naked Rugby

Nudes in the News!

 "Cool conditions were no deterrent to the Nude Blacks as they took on the Springbox at the North Ground in Dunedin today. In what has become something of a rugby tradition in the city, the teams played an unofficial curtain-raiser to tonight's All Blacks v Springboks test at Forsyth Barr Stadium and more than 1000 people turned out under grey skies to watch.

Tight Ends

So, Sunday's the SuperBowl.
I couldn't even tell you who's playing; the Colts and somebody else.
So what? The only thing I like about football are when the guys wear white pants and you can see their asses. and later, fuck them.








I fucked a college football player in a locker room once, right on a pile of dirty practice shirts. He had the most amazing muscled ass. Afterward he said, "Man, I can't believe you licked my ass so long!"

I said, "I can't believe nobody ever licked your ass!"

I took home a cluster of jocks straps as a souvenir.