Channing Tatum as our Pound Puppy

While looking for some new clips and images and gifs of cutey Channing Tatum as a dancing (and gay) sailor in the new Coen brothers film Hail Caesar, I found some rather amusing gifs and images of The Chanster as a puppy slave, grinding his ass (Unfortunately not at the camera) in a small cameo in the hilarious 2013 stoner apocalypse comedy This is the End. 

Todd Carney: What a Pisser! Bubbling Over?

Todd Carney: hot pisser

Is nothing sacred? We horny homos spend decades developing our own sexual code of fetishes, and then one drunk (allegedly) straight rugby player shoots piss into his own mouth, and the entire straight media goes overboard to cover a moment in pervy rugger time. 

That's because they known a viral story when it pisses on them. Dopey horndog rugger Todd Carney, while horsing around with his teammates, whipped out his (apparently large) uncut cock and peed upward into his own mouth. This isn't the first time Todd Carney got nude or sexy-stupid.

Todd Carney's into piss!

While the breeder media reacted in shock and horror, and his bosses fired him, bloggers etc. spun out into  a "trending" mania, proclaiming that even more dopey straight dudes are now into the trend of "bubbling."

In the gay world, it's called Sunday Beer Bust.

You would think at least the Australian media would be wise to the fact that this is a silly prank, and stupid, and admit that to some people, it's kinda hot.

I mean, really, how many intricate rituals have rugby players invented that involve beer, nudity and urination? A gazillion? How is this news?

Great, Scott!

So, apparently, openly gay actors showing off their cocks, even with ejaculated sperm, is "trending."
 Scott Evans, the soap actor and gay brother of Chris Evans, showed off his nice body, erect penis, and even a handful of cum, for someone, apparently. And for that, we are thankful, if not a little confused.

Marky Marked

Graham Norton Show. Best interview in a while.

Drunk Mark Wahlberg tells a tale of his son punching Dwayne Johnson in the nuts, while amply showing his own in a tightly fitting suit. totally "Men at Play' scene one. Somebody make some fake cock shots so Marky can follow up on his bet with Fassbinder.


"I wanna have a big dick contest," he joked, followed by "But I left mine back at the hotel."

The contents of his pants prove otherwise:

 

Wild About Harry

Yes, as said by one website, half the world spent last weekend masturbating to the nude cell phone pic of Prince Harry. Well, maybe not half.

Levy-town

William Levy, aka William Levy Gutierrez, is the hot new star of ABC's Dancing With the Stars.

But gay fans have known him for a while as the pretty-faced muscle hunk who posed for a sheer underwear company. Needless to say, he's got a big talent!

Sweet Jane

Hottie actor Thomas Jane tells The L.A. Times that as a struggling 18-year-old actor, he often performed sexual acts with other men in order to pay the bills. "As James Dean said, you're going to have one arm tied behind your back if you don't accept people's sexual flavors," Jane explains.

"When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless. I didn't have any money and I was living in my car," the actor recalls. "I wasn't averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?"

Jane adds that the experience "blew the doors off my conventional upbringing" and opened him up to new possibilities. "You're a lot more open to experimentation as a young man," he tells The L.A. Times. "And for me, being a young artist and broke in Los Angeles, I was exploring my sexual identity."

The actor -- whose former wives include Aysha Hauer and Patricia Arquette -- doesn't regret his decision to dabble in same-sex relations.

"Until you've tasted the food, you don't know whether you'll like it or not, as my mom always said," he says.

Another source

Jane has done numerous nude scenes in films, played a gay/bi hustler two or three times, and of course plays a working class dad forced to become a hooker in the cable show 'Hung,' where his character has a huge penis, which is never shown on-screen.

H'wood gossip claims 'Hung' will finally include some gay-for-pay action, which only makes sense, since the idea of a male hustler who only services women is rather silly.

Here's Tom smooching with Vincent D'Onofrio in the hustler-ific "the Velocity of Gary":



See a twinkalicious Tom Jane in one of a few Indian Bollywood movies he made at the barely ripe age of 18. This one's really strange.

Thanks for being honest, Tom! Let's hope it gets you lots of high ratings for your show. You're adorable!

Designing Dungeons

I hate reality shows.
I hate design shows.
I really hate competition reality shows.
So, I would probably really really hate Design Star, and you might, too.

Except for finalist Michael Verdugo. He also made a hot hot SM bondage sex video a few years before becoming an (apparently) out gay designer and Miami policeman.

How nice for him. I don't think it's an especially bad or lurid thing that the smarties at Gay Porn Blog put tie and tube together and outed him, and other publications followed. Because it is without a doubt one of the hottest little SM bondage videos ever. I have a copy somewhere, watched it years ago.

Michael has a classic silent film star beauty combined with a contemporary porn star's hotness.

Michael should be proud of his work, whether it be keeping the peace, designing vacant airport-lobby-styled homes, or being torturously wanked off while roped to a chair.

One thing, for sure, he should really grow his lustrous hair back. The shaved head look is not hot on him.