Fame, whores. Fake celebrity nudes flood the internet with big boners and bountiful butts

 What is it about fake nudes that gets so many people's lust going? Is fame an aphrodisiac? I guess so. I used to make a few back in the Photoshop 3.0 days. But now, the proliferation of popular pricks and puckered holes paired with porn penises and pooty-holes is astounding. For us gay guys, sucking and fucking with male celebrities is still a turn-on.

Here are just a few fun faves.

 

Mm.

Channing Tatum as our Pound Puppy

While looking for some new clips and images and gifs of cutey Channing Tatum as a dancing (and gay) sailor in the new Coen brothers film Hail Caesar, I found some rather amusing gifs and images of The Chanster as a puppy slave, grinding his ass (Unfortunately not at the camera) in a small cameo in the hilarious 2013 stoner apocalypse comedy This is the End. 

2015 in Review: Random Rumps, Sexy Celebs, Diverse Dicks

Years ago, when I started this blog, I had no idea how many 1000s of images I'd collect for fun and to cover the multitude of amusing topics in gay (and bi and straight) male sexuality. When I decided to experiment with migrating my blog to WordPress, I found the nearly endless array of images I considered migrating to a cloud storage,  But my Google account still has them all, and screencapping the vast album library became a sort of sexual history of my fapping philosophy. Here are just a few scrolls-worth of the many pricks and pics I've uploaded.

Gus Kenworthy - free-ski stud is now out and proud!

from ESPN: "Gus Kenworthy started coming out to his family and closest friends nearly two years ago. His mom said she knew. His brother said he was proud. His best friend 
voiced unrelenting support. 

"And if Gus Kenworthy were an average 24-year-old, the announcement -- the story -- might have ended there. 

But Gus Kenworthy is not an average 24-year-old. He is the top freeskier on the planet, and an Olympic medalist!

Here's the ESPN video and web interview!





And here are some of his own photos of him natural and in nature!

Greyston Holt: Smitten, and Bitten by the Hot Wolf

 "I went in the forest in Vancouver with my buddy’s dog. I went off the trail and I hiked for about an hour up, completely naked, with my buddy’s dog. Because I figured these guys are always changing in the forest and nude all the time, I gotta channel that."

—  Greyston Holt on prepping for being a werewolf in the Netflix show Bitten.

- (YouTube interview)

Here's our pre-Halloween tribute to the hottest studliest fuck me now-est werewolf on TV and movies in years.

Sylvain Potard: Stade France calendar model, MMA fighter jacked off and fucking a gal!

We all love the homoerotic shots of the 16 previous Stade France nude male calendars. Although some have gone a bit too arty, other years, we enjoyed some full-on shots of muscular butts and big uncut wieners. 

But nothing prepared us for a guest appearance by super-hung French MMA fighter Sylvain Potard, whom we previously witnessed masturbating furiously, and even fucking a lady bare.  Mon dieux, indeed!

This teaser clip shows some bum, and the new array of gorgeous ruggers, and guest athletes who will pose nude for the 2016 calendar.

Jackoff fans remember him from Keum Gay's masturbation series, where straight guys have their onanistic limits pushed (Sylvain pushed aside a gay helper off-camera, after allowing some massage and fondling).

Here he is jacking his delicious cock!

Greg Plitt: muscle man, tragedy and a big ... talent

Greg Plitt, the super-human muscle guru, before his tragic, shocking, and to some, stupid death.