2015 in Review: Random Rumps, Sexy Celebs, Diverse Dicks

Years ago, when I started this blog, I had no idea how many 1000s of images I'd collect for fun and to cover the multitude of amusing topics in gay (and bi and straight) male sexuality. When I decided to experiment with migrating my blog to WordPress, I found the nearly endless array of images I considered migrating to a cloud storage,  But my Google account still has them all, and screencapping the vast album library became a sort of sexual history of my fapping philosophy. Here are just a few scrolls-worth of the many pricks and pics I've uploaded.

Burnin' Love

Porn dude Donny Wright has been arrested for masturbating in a Kentucky fire station.

That's hot.

Gawker reports, and followed up with the firm grasp of the gay obvious, that Gonzales has a career of horndoggery. So many questions. Why didn't he just wait to make a porn video set in a fire station, so he could go all out, and actually fuck on a fire truck? Because it's been done?

The other pressing question is, what the fuck was he doing in Kentucky? Well, apparently, he was bored and breaking into fire stations to furiously masturbate over (on? at? with? while wearing?) the local firefighters' gear.

The Long Haul

Gary Pokorny got in a drunk driving accident; his third.

Why is that of interest?
Gary Pokorny is Ken Ryker.

Sad. A giant of porn is now just lost in a jail cell. And that's not the set up for a porn movie.

The Sword has the dirt.

UPDATE:

And another:

Brock Masters Busted!

He's also turned to bareback porn now that he's, uh, more mature.

Why is it the ones with the hugest cocks have the smallest brains?