Big Gulp

Here's an old post I forgot I had in my Draft index.

A while back, Gawker released a YouTube link to the Fear Factor never-before-aired "donkey sperm and piss guzzler" episode. 

For those who forgot, Fear Factor was one of those stupid and horrifying TV game shows where people do stupid and horrifying things for money; like whores, but with scorpions.
 
That link's still there, but now only a foreign website has the guts (or jizz?) to save it and repost it, at least the Danish subtitled version, on The Blemish.

Of course, for some gay men, guzzling piss and cum isn't a game show, it's just Saturday night.
 
Frankly, I know I would have won, hands down, provided that instead Fear Factor host Joe Rogan had wanked a bit of his own cum, In fact, I would drink Joe Rogan's piss right from the hose.

But...whatever. It's cum, people. the juice of life.

 

Todd Carney: What a Pisser! Bubbling Over?

Todd Carney: hot pisser

Is nothing sacred? We horny homos spend decades developing our own sexual code of fetishes, and then one drunk (allegedly) straight rugby player shoots piss into his own mouth, and the entire straight media goes overboard to cover a moment in pervy rugger time. 

That's because they known a viral story when it pisses on them. Dopey horndog rugger Todd Carney, while horsing around with his teammates, whipped out his (apparently large) uncut cock and peed upward into his own mouth. This isn't the first time Todd Carney got nude or sexy-stupid.

Todd Carney's into piss!

While the breeder media reacted in shock and horror, and his bosses fired him, bloggers etc. spun out into  a "trending" mania, proclaiming that even more dopey straight dudes are now into the trend of "bubbling."

In the gay world, it's called Sunday Beer Bust.

You would think at least the Australian media would be wise to the fact that this is a silly prank, and stupid, and admit that to some people, it's kinda hot.

I mean, really, how many intricate rituals have rugby players invented that involve beer, nudity and urination? A gazillion? How is this news?

Paddy O'Fuck Him? Sure!

Ah, St. Patrick's Day, when non-Irish people have an excuse to enact the drunken stereotypes of an entire race, while actual Irish people look askance at such inebriated behavior, and scorn at the mere thought of green beer.

What a Pisser!

Skipping Pride nude pics to my favorite pre-July 4 American pastime: getting deliberately drunk at baseball games so as to repeatedly go to the men's room and catch hot guys pissing!



You think that's strange?

WTF is it with straight guys dropping trou just to take a piss? I mean, really. It's basically a welcome invitation to get fucked up the ass in the john, right?

Or were they just so incompetently potty-trained that they can't pee without dribbling all over themselves? Who in their right mind would let his pants or shorts fall to the floor of a filthy public toilet?

And these are probably the same types that make fun of gays for trolling toilets for sex. I mean, not that I've done that .... lately.