Paddy O'Fuck Him? Sure!

Ah, St. Patrick's Day, when non-Irish people have an excuse to enact the drunken stereotypes of an entire race, while actual Irish people look askance at such inebriated behavior, and scorn at the mere thought of green beer.

Water-blogged

I've been a bit distracted by the awfulness of Hurricane Sandy. Although I live uptown and a few floors up, and was thereby saved from any direct damage to my modest home, my friends downtown have been suffering. So of course I invited a few temporarily displaced (hot) pals up for sleepovers! and the first thing they needed, other than warmth, clean clothes and food, was a hot shower or two, or three. one of the guys brought a 12-pack of beer, thinking, hey, if the world's ending, we might as well get drunk. And that led to a very busy bathroom, which led, too, well, other activities.

Erin Gay Bragh

St. Patrick's Day to me means: hot redheads, hot Irish guys, or hot guys named Paddy, hot drunk redheads, hot drunk guys, hot drunk guys pissing everywhere, hot drunk guys pissing and getting pissed on, hot drunk guys having sloppy drunken sex; and hangovers.

Hot drunk pissing guys; they're magically delicious!