Todd Carney: What a Pisser! Bubbling Over?

Todd Carney: hot pisser

Is nothing sacred? We horny homos spend decades developing our own sexual code of fetishes, and then one drunk (allegedly) straight rugby player shoots piss into his own mouth, and the entire straight media goes overboard to cover a moment in pervy rugger time. 

That's because they known a viral story when it pisses on them. Dopey horndog rugger Todd Carney, while horsing around with his teammates, whipped out his (apparently large) uncut cock and peed upward into his own mouth. This isn't the first time Todd Carney got nude or sexy-stupid.

Todd Carney's into piss!

While the breeder media reacted in shock and horror, and his bosses fired him, bloggers etc. spun out into  a "trending" mania, proclaiming that even more dopey straight dudes are now into the trend of "bubbling."

In the gay world, it's called Sunday Beer Bust.

You would think at least the Australian media would be wise to the fact that this is a silly prank, and stupid, and admit that to some people, it's kinda hot.

I mean, really, how many intricate rituals have rugby players invented that involve beer, nudity and urination? A gazillion? How is this news?

Worshipping the Oakes' Tree

Y'all know I'm a pagan. so this is a special holiday season.
Oh, yeah, this was all done way before Jesus' time.

Christmas tree? you bet, but it's long been worshipped.
trees, that is.

Well, my holiday came early, and so did I.


I'll give you a tree... and some spurting sap!

Remember Tim Oakes? you will.



The famed long-dicked exhibitionist British rugby player, after wagging his wang in a short documentary about his club, posed for an exclusive astounding photo shoot for



Only weeks ago, a Cam 4 video of his bursting with pride, showing it all, was recorded.






Worship the Oakes tree.






also on Xtube.


also on Tabloid Heat.

And at Sexi world, too!



also on Rapidshare.

Here's the old video of tim slapping his wet cock around the locker room.

Happy Horny Holidays!


Here's the sap:

Jockaholic

Random nude male jocks, in honor of the Olympics. I could do this all day!

Rugger Cock Tuggers

You probably already have seen the incredible video of the Sandbach Brit rugby boys fooling around with lots of beer and dick-wagging.

Here's a video of them, and one big-cocked drunk in particular, each doffing their kits, wiggling their wangs and being drunk and horny, doing everything short of actually sucking and fucking.

Oh, they also actually play rugby.

Of course, these days, "nude" and "rugby" have become synonymous. along with the prissy Stade 2008 calendar and DVD, Sheffield Hallam U. have a more amatuerish yet sexier calendar of butts and locker room shower poses.