Todd Carney: What a Pisser! Bubbling Over?

Todd Carney: hot pisser

Is nothing sacred? We horny homos spend decades developing our own sexual code of fetishes, and then one drunk (allegedly) straight rugby player shoots piss into his own mouth, and the entire straight media goes overboard to cover a moment in pervy rugger time. 

That's because they known a viral story when it pisses on them. Dopey horndog rugger Todd Carney, while horsing around with his teammates, whipped out his (apparently large) uncut cock and peed upward into his own mouth. This isn't the first time Todd Carney got nude or sexy-stupid.

Todd Carney's into piss!

While the breeder media reacted in shock and horror, and his bosses fired him, bloggers etc. spun out into  a "trending" mania, proclaiming that even more dopey straight dudes are now into the trend of "bubbling."

In the gay world, it's called Sunday Beer Bust.

You would think at least the Australian media would be wise to the fact that this is a silly prank, and stupid, and admit that to some people, it's kinda hot.

I mean, really, how many intricate rituals have rugby players invented that involve beer, nudity and urination? A gazillion? How is this news?

Nudes in the News! Naked Rugby

Nudes in the News!

 "Cool conditions were no deterrent to the Nude Blacks as they took on the Springbox at the North Ground in Dunedin today. In what has become something of a rugby tradition in the city, the teams played an unofficial curtain-raiser to tonight's All Blacks v Springboks test at Forsyth Barr Stadium and more than 1000 people turned out under grey skies to watch.

Rugger Cock Tuggers

You probably already have seen the incredible video of the Sandbach Brit rugby boys fooling around with lots of beer and dick-wagging.

Here's a video of them, and one big-cocked drunk in particular, each doffing their kits, wiggling their wangs and being drunk and horny, doing everything short of actually sucking and fucking.

Oh, they also actually play rugby.

Of course, these days, "nude" and "rugby" have become synonymous. along with the prissy Stade 2008 calendar and DVD, Sheffield Hallam U. have a more amatuerish yet sexier calendar of butts and locker room shower poses.

Rugby is the Gayest

Sorry, wrestling, but rugby is gayer than you are.


Wrestlers may wear tights, grab each others' dicks and asses on the mat, but they don't rip off their clothes in pubs and get drunk afterward, then smooch each other and jack each other off.




And wrestlers certainly don't make videos of themselves doing all that.

Fortunately, rugger buggers do.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.



Sorry, wrestling. Rugby's gayer than you are.


Your French compadres pretty much established that with its annual nude calendars. Gayer than Gay Gayerson.

And all those ultra serious gay rugby clubs getting documentaries made about them because they're so butch and manly, and have a dead hero to worship who allegedly saved people or tried to, even though Dick Cheney ordered their plane shot down, which nobody talks about - sorry, you're still gay, and I mean that not in the smug "just as good as anyone else pride" way.

I mean it in the Barbara Kruger "you invent intricate rituals that allow you to touch the skin of other men" kind of gay way.

Rugby, you're the gayest.

Stade-y as you Go!

The big star of the 2007 Stade France Rugby Calendar and DVD is a hunky import from the Glasgow Warriors, Sean LaMont.

It's not only his huge uncut cock that's got the gays a droolin', but his fashion sense (blond dye job) and obvious comfort in being the newest, hungest gay icon. HERE's an interview with Sean on the Warrior's site.

Lamont discusses his nude photo shoot in The UK's Daily Record: "I was very surprised at the shots they actually used - and one was a bit more shocking than the others. I was the only overseas player to be invited which I suppose is something."

Well, Sean, your ginormous uncut schlong is something, and you'd probably be even more surprised to see how much of it is being shown in the DVD, and how many mos all over the world are jacking off to its beauty right now.

Sean makes some comments about an opponent which I am happy to misconstrue.

He mentions, "extremely talented players who will be very strong in the offload situation."

No, Sean, you're the champion in helping thousands get their load off.

Remember, guys. It's for charity, so shop freely.