Zollnerdgasm

Andrew Zollner took pole vaulting to new heights when he proved that he's got one special long pole.

Gez Marshall: a Knockout!

Gez Marshall is a handsome Irish boxer.

He's a horny straight guy. He loves boobs.

He also likes showing off his enormous, stupendous erect penis. Well, wouldn't you if you had such a ginormous uncut sex tool?

Gary Boyd: a really BIG talent!

 

Ah, Gary Boyd. A size queen's wet dream. such a huge cock just makes your butt moist thinking about it. Howe those bottoms ever managed to get plowed by his gargantuous penis must have required a lot of poppers and lube.

The Hose Knows

Michael Biserta, the Long Guyland fireman who was part of an innocuous firefighter calendar, but who was then discovered to have also shown off his GARGANTUAN COCK in a clip in the Guys Gone Wild DVD (clip here), which led to a lot of hoopla and the stupid cancellation of future fundraiser calendars, has gone legit.




The amply hosed dude, who despite the controversy, has kept a stiff upper lip, if not a completely stiff HUGE SCHLONG, has a "tasteful" -i.e. no shots of his POOTY-PUNCHIN' PENIS- calendar of his gorgeous self in shirtless and underwear shots. You can see that his WONDERFULLY WIDE WANG can be cozily nestled, innocuously flaccid, in a pair of sexy shorts.

Trey Cruz has several posts with an interview, pics, and a link to a YouTube clip of the fiery sensation. He's straight (with a HUGE COCK), has a girlfriend (who gets to suck and be fucked by his HUGE COCK), he's a a cool guy (with a HUGE COCK), and he's getting his fifteen inches of fame (because of his HUGE COCK).

A few quotes (frequent typos and punctuation corrected): "Let's be realistic, as a male model you have to know that at least half of your fans will be gay, or bi..and mostly because of all the support I got thru email and myspace when I was going through that hard time. Guys and girls… everyone was awesome and I appreciate everything."



So, he has gay friends, too: "Ummmm, I think so … I don’t think it’s out in the open yet, but we’re all pretty sure of it. He’s a great kid though, and I consider him a great friend." (sweet)

Is more fame in the works? "Hopefully you’ll see me soon in some underwear ads. That’s what I’m looking to get into. (Us, too!) That’s my goal right now. I hope some more people pick up the ODM calendar and suppport me as a model."

It seems sadly doubtful that he'll ever again show off his TERRIFIC TALLYWHACKER and go the porn route, the way others have. Nope, Mikey's a nice guy ... who just happens to have a DELICIOUSLY DAUNTING DONG.



Oh, Mikey wears underwear to bed: "Boxer briefs. I have to be cool when I sleep." (Yes, I do recall the wonderful boyfreind whose dick was so big he had to wear underwear, otherwise it ended up hard and in my mouth.)

Note: that cute little schnoz of his BLOWS the 'Big Nose, Big Hose' theory. And let it be known, the phrase "too big" is not in my vo-cabuh-lary.

Fire Hose

Fire down below! If you thought Mike the cover model for the New York City Firefighter's calendar looks familiar, well, check your copy of Guys Gone Wild. the cover stud is the same dude whose ginormous cock is so long he wrapped it around his wrist in the video!

Jeebus, that's a huge schlong! Mike, allegely a heterosaximal, nonetheless is one of so many men who think nobody will notice that they have previously showed off their goods. And he's probably got more gay fans, including among gay NYC firemen!

No doubt sales of the fundraiser calendar will, um, rise, now that it's known the dude carries a big hose.

Thanks to Porn for Patrick for breaking this, and JoeMyGod for spreading the word.

Watch Mike be all sweet and polite on The Today Show.

Watch him play with his fire hose HERE on Xtube.

UPDATE!

Oh my gosh! The FDNY organizers have pulled the calendar because Porno for Patrick posted that 22-year old Michael Biserta of Brooklyn Ladder Co. 131 showed off his enormous cock-hose in the Guys Gone Wild video!

This is terrible! Shouldn't a fireman show off his skills with a big hose? What's the big deal? The guy's a stud, and some of the other models have probably done similar things; well, maybe not.

Even the Xtube link isn't working. But you can see the screencaps. I have the video downloaded, and may upload it online later. Right now I'm in cock shock!




Reportedly, big-cocked Mikey isn't going to be disciplined. Gee, not even spanked? The bailiff won't even whack his peepee?

Stultz-ifying

So, apparently Leighton Stultz is a very popular model, I previously posted some nude pics of him that were unfortunately censored in a manner that made them resemble light switches. Gossip says that the pics will soon be in Playgirl, now it's known that it'll be the June issue; just in time for Pride Month! Julian Fantechi is the Man of the Year, and will pose yet again.

Well, I just happened to stop by OMG Blog and enjoyed two short videos of the Vite Spiate Italian studs taking a shower after some apparent paintball fun. Andrea's the hottie, but Rudy's pretty cute too, especially when he strokes his little dick to a nice, but unimpressive erection. I've had sex with lots of Italians, and really, size doesn't matter.

That blog led me to a message board where a few of the eagerly awaited uncensored frontal nudes of El Stultzo were posted. As I downloaded a third pic, the post was literally wiped clean of the pics. So it was very fortunate of me to have happened to stop by!

So, Leighton! Well, let's just say he's an enormous talent!

But someone on Hunk Next Door (link gone) said: "he is also a homophobe who is happy to allow his career to be boosted by "our kind," but doesn't appreciate the attention from a bunch of FAGS."

And his "manager" seems to spend all day hunting down online posted pics of his "client" and making threats to remove pics, which seems to be happening a lot. No doubt the manager will use up all Stultzy's money once the dong pics make the rounds!

All the more reason to post nude pics of him. I'm not sure how well his acting career - or clothed modeling - will go, now that his gargantuan elephant schlong is going to be publicly enjoyed. I mean really, who's going to look at clothes or whatever he says now that we all know he's got a literal Grade A faucet?

And the curvature? Well, I'm sure some "person," as he calls "people" he's attracted to -notice how in an interview he doesn't mention girls- would be accommodating to whatever position is required to slurp that monstah cock down or take it up any orifice.

He reminds me of a guy from a sports camp I went to in my youth; big tall lanky shy guy, and everyone made jokes in the shower about the length of his dong, even under a cold shower.

I didn't. We had a nice heart to heart over a campfire, and I took him aside and helped him out. He was very appreciative.

By the way, the technique for accommodating a faucet dick is basically a move not unlike bobbing your head yes, over and over and over again.

I don't know what all the fuss about un-posting the pics is about; the moment the Playgirl's out, the pics will literally be flying all over the net.

And Stultz fans will be nodding, yes, over and over and over again.

UPDATE: Leighton's pics in Playgirl were posted at IcarusPerfectMen (link is gone)

Considering the enormity of his, uh, talent, it's disappointing that there are no butt shots, nor full-mast images. It's basically him sitting and standing nude half-erect; not that Leighton's half-erect isn't bigger than most at full mast.