Sexualizing Santa: hung holiday hunks

December has just begun, but like your enthusiastic neighbor who doesn't wait until a moment after Thanksgiving to put up holiday decorations and annoying blinking lights, I'm gonna dive into my stocking and share some pics of hot guys in Santa gear, and not much else.

Let's start off with some naughty and nice Henry Cavill AI fakes, the hottest trend since Cabbage Patch Kids.

You have to wonder if the super hunk has seen these marvels, he being a self-confessed nerd.

 

 For more treats, follow Dad's Spank Bank on Twitter. Also, Cavill Slave is a king of AI Henry images,

And here's an old-fashioned Photoshop Santa Cavill. Seems kinda quaint by comparison.
 

Santa's been sexualized for decades, as shown in this vintage 1980s cover of Mandate.

Decorate with balls and buns:

And now for more naughty and nice:

Did Vikings have gay sex?

If you're a fan of the popular Vikings series, with the intense bromance between the main characters, you have to wonder if these dudes ever got it on. I mean, they're so macho, and they let women be warriors, so why not spank the monkey with Sven or Yarlssson? 

On my Tumblr site, I posed this query twice, with an open proposal that Men.com or another studio that does gay X-rated parodies do a Vikings gay fuck film, and I found the perfect performer, Brit stud Ben Brown, who bears a stunning likeness to Vikings actor Travis Fimmel. 


I've been having fun on Tumblr, Twitter and other social media that allows X-rated content. Tumblr's being a bit hypocritical about it; you can share someone else's lengthy fuck scenes, along with thousands of others, but the few times I posted a short cum shot or anything, it got deleted and I got threatened with expulsion. Not so with Blogger, which threatened to do that, but backed off when thousands of adult bloggers protested.

Anyway, the purpose of all this time-wasting fun on social media was to promote my books, which has become an epic fail. I've sold maybe a few dozen Kindle editions of my three collections, Bone, Rahm and Poke, and a few of my well-reviewed scifirotia tale Q-FAQ.