Jason Varitush

With Gay Games VII starting in a few days, why not keep going with a sports theme. I couldn't care less about baseball, however, unless it involves the exposure of meaty manflesh - the Boston Red Sox's Jason Varitek, in this case.

A fake butt shot of him in a locker room made the rounds a while back, but this ass shot is caught on tape by a clumsy cameraman, who doesn't realize that his best cinematography was accidental. Check out the naked stud in the back ground of this video (click on "Schilling discusses Sox loss"). Yep, it's Jason!

An industrious Campfire regular posted this (thank goodness; I'd never bear wading through boring sports blather in order to get to "the goods."

Some tech-savvy horndog then copied the video to Rapidshare. This will now commnce the Internet rounds, and verify that Varitek is asstastic. I'll screencap some more ass shots without coach Schilling's hammy face. Mo betta butt shots in a bit.

Whew! I bet Jason thougth he got enough exposure to gay voyeurs when he got a pedicure on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Having surveyed his gluteal glory, it would appear that a full release prostate massage should be added to the menu!

My World Cup Runneth Over

Okay, while everybody's slavishly reposting every huggy, shirtless pic from the expansive, extensive, mantacular World Cup finishing up in Germany (Go, Italy!), I thought I'd post a few classics. I'm too busy to keep up on all the new piccies.

I hope you don't mind if I foray into older soccer stud pics, and limit them to those with dick and butt shots.

Yeah. I didn't think you'd mind.

Puddy's Pud

Or, Maxwell' Silver Hammer, or The Tick's dick, or Hey, finally screenshots of actor Patrick Warburton's amazing full frontal nude scene in the opening of his latest film, the obscure new indie flick, The Civilization of Maxwell Bright!

Man, check that cock, bouncing up and down, apparently uncut, and big even soft (or slightly fluffed?). Either way, good luck finding a copy of the film, which isn't available in the US yet, and was only screened at a few festivals. Apparently , it's about a guy going through a crisis after being confronted as a womanizer and getting cancer. Or something.

But who cares? Warburton adds this prime bare bear scene to his already amusing collection of nude scenes and unusual creative films, along with being the funny, dopey yet sexy Puddy from the TV show Seinfeld. Although many like the full pube look, it would have been nice if he'd trimmed the lower parts to show off his swingin' balls.

Here is a short clip of this scene. It's a DIVX file. If that's not your type, change the suffix .divx to .avi after downloading, and it will play in Quicktime.

To complete our celebration of Independent (film) Day, here's a few screencaps of Patrick's hot backside from a previous flick.

Ooh, man, I'd like to be cumspurtin' on Warburton!