Peppah & Peppah in the Pokey

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Past Tense; Naked News

John McCain denies having fucked a lobbyist who looks like a slutty younger version of his current third wife, a drug-addled Cruela De Vil impersonator whose family skimmed money off a race track business.

Claudio Martin, one of the slutty models on the 3rd horrific season of shebitch Janise Dickenson's monstrously whorish show, did gay porn. Quelle surprise.



A girl at Japanese school was actually a man in a wig and a dress. Oh no pomo!

Gene Simmons of KISS fucks a woman; he's fat and old.


Has-been porn stud Ryan Idol (who made a splash with a bit part in the revival of the ancient bathhouse comedy The Ritz) is part of a computer hiring charity finance ripoff scandal.

Scientology critic is murdered ...oops, commits suicide.

Some guy likes to bounce his dick in his underwear on YouTube.

Big Brother PR whore and loser sues after his daughter gets his mailed gay porn catalog.

Rioting Serbian assholes show their buttholes on TV.

Melt in my Mouth

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...not in your hands?

That's the old catch phrase for M&Ms. But their new one might be, "Not guilty, Your Honor."

That's because the Naked Cowboy, aka nudie model turned street performer Robert Burke, is suing M&M Mars candy conglomo for using a Times Square billboard image of an M (or the other M?) impersonating him!

The nerve!

It's hard to imagine Burke would lose $16 million from such an "appropriation" of his image, considering he begs for change and does appearances like weddings and barmitzfahs, clad in underwear, boots, and a cowboy hat, and not (deceptive advertising?) naked.


News video pop-up about the story here.

CNN even reported about it. One thing for sure, even if he loses, he's already gotten a ton of free PR. And that's the gimmick, baby!

Of course, fans of male nudity know that Burke has already shown us his candy, in both Playgirl and a few gay magazines.

MMM, good, cum in my hands, and in my mouth!! I could lick that candy cane! That's a Mr. Goodbar! (Okay, enough with the candy-cock references.)

A Million Served!

Okay, a million and seven hits!

I was out and missed the big moment.

I'm so happy I could cum!

In fact, I will, soon.

And I hope you do, too!

Almost a million

Okay, so I'm about 1500 visits away from a million!



Oops, make that 1400.



Pretty neat considering this has only been a fun hobby for about a year. I'm glad so many viewers and readers have enjoyed perusing the pics and occasional videos.

Thanks to all the bloggers who've linked me.



Thanks also to a certain sociopathic whore who's turned into a bit of a lying creepy monster online.

Sometimes, someone else's foibles turn into another's (my) success. I got a lot of hits from my posts about that two-faced slut.




But mostly, it's just you, looking for some amusement with male sexuality, that I have to thank.

So, how should I celebrate my millionth visit? Hire a stripper? Go out and have hot sex? Do a little dance? Make your suggestion in the comments.

And thanks!