Stuffed up my chimney with care

Santa been good to me.






I got a stocking-full!

Stuffed Stockings

All I want for Christmas is Antonio Sabato, Jr.

Okay, I'll settle for a bootleg of each of his segments on last summer's Celebrity Circus, with him flying around shirtless. Or, him, naked, his pendulous uncut cock swaying back and forth, as he gives me a present, as in the otherwise tedious film Testosterone.

And then he can fuck me hard, like this:


This is where I unleash my Santa hat fetish:








I mean, really; what could be more hot than a chubby silver bear who breaks into houses to give kids toys?

For more Xxxmas fun, check out NightCharm's X-rated Santa video selection from last year.

And once again, I make no $$ off linking it, and it looks ultra sleazy, but here's a pay site for Gay Christmas Porn.

Okay, if Antonio's not available, i'll settle for Enzo Pileri gogo dancing in my living room.





Happy Ho'lidays.

No Levis, no johnson

I don't get it.

I don't get the hype, the letdown, the overdone make-up, why they didn't take outdoors pics in Alaska, ... oh there's a thousand things I don't get.

Here's the second batch. One hockey stick, no Levi's dick.

Halloweiners

I love Halloween!

I love sexy skimpy costumes on men at Halloween!

I love sexy skimpy costumes on men at Halloween that have easy access!

I love sexy skimpy costumes on men at Halloween that have easy access to hard cocks!

I love dressing up and making out in sexy skimpy costumes!

I love hot guys on Maskurbate!



I love the hot-cocked dudes on Anonymous Masked Men.com!



I love Halloween!

Schtupping Statham

I've become so utterly fascinated by the multiply kinky aspects of the public sex scene in Jason Statham's ridiculously fun Crank High Voltage, I had to inspect it, repeatedly, over and over again. Even though we know he's not actually fucking his co-star, and wearing a cock sock, the pixelated special effects add a little more naughty fun to it all. Of course, I'd prefer to watch Jason Statham actually fuck a gal, Hell, many of us would just like to fuck him!
But until then, get a good close-up of his arse in action!

Bruno!

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Celeb Cexy

CILF: Random hot male celebs, living and gone, whom I've either had a sex dream about, or want to, or want to slurp for realz.