Man-watching Watchmen

The comic book Watchmen has been adapted to a film, and one thing that isn't missing, even in the trailer, is Dr. Manhattan's lower borough, i.e. his blue cock. Nice.

We'll see how much of this character (voiced-over by actor Billy Crudup, whose voice you may recognize from the Mastercard commericals) we get to peruse in the film; action scenes with his cock flopping around?

Collecting erotic superhero imagery: dozens of hours.
Buying X-rated comics in stores and on Ebay: about $100.
Seeing a completely nude superhero in a mainstream film: priceless.






I'm not holding my breath, but still hjoping for a live actor + CGI feature adaptation of Richard Corben's Den, featuring a bald hugely hung protagonist. Vin Diesel or Bill Goldberg would fit the bill nicely.

Economic Stimulus Package

So, I wish I felt like buying stuff. What with the eelection and all, i mean, like, WhooHoo!.

I wish I felt an obligation to help the economy, but I don't. Fuck it. Or suck it, or just look at a few jpgs of items I didn't buy on Ebay (the JO artists' videos, the print of Lil Joe nude), but which are amusing to peruse, free.

Serving Roddick

Andy Roddick will do anything - including get nekkid - for charity!

Word from Elton John's 16th annual Advanta World Team Tennis Smash Hits event at Kennesaw State University in northwest Georgia is Roddick auctioned off an hour-long session of private tennis lessons, but it wasn't until he took off his shirt that the bidding soared to around $11,000. The lesson finally went for $15,000 when he promised to instruct the winning bidder fully nude!

Here's a few impressions of how that might look. ;)