Nothing says "Jesus Loves Me" more than clichéd religious iconography inked onto your flesh, right? Well, how about jackin' fer Christ?
"Paul," a new model on Sean Cody's pornylicious website, is straight, he says, and religious. Yes, Eat, for this is his body!
But notice how he and his meat puppet resemble a certain other little puppet, Davey of Davey & Goliath fame; the animated treacly Christian cartoon of yore.
So, apparently, he's goin' to heaven even though he's doing jackoff porn, and if you aren't saved, even if you never do porn, you won't. Mm-kay?
Meanwhile, totally gayfaced Catholic priest threatens his parishioners that if they voted for President-elect Obama, they should go to confession. Never mind about Father Dingle Dangle having worshipped your kids' weiners. It's a sin to vote Democrat!
And in the "Christians you don't want to fuck, but who are totally fucked up" Dept, some rightwing Christofascist whack job drove somebody off the road because they "weren't driving in a Christian way, and God told the asswipe to run the car off the highway!
I have a simple solution this idiocy.
More lions.
1 comment:
Amen! That is one thing the ancients had right--lion feeding! And boy do we have a backstock of food for 'em.
Meanwhile, I'd love to hear nude-straight-guy Paul explain how his religion condones doing jack-off porn for gay men. Does he tithe a portion of his income to the church? If so, isn't it tainted money? Or was he molested, which is the excuse Ted "I'm not gay" Haggard is now using to explain his drug-laden escort sex-scapades and "life long struggle with his dark side".
Quite frankly though, I'm not turned on by the "straight" tags so many models and porn actors have stuck to them. It isn't a turn on for me to know that a straight guy allows me to view his goodies.
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