Carl's Hard Wick

It was a long time coming, but ever since I saw those first demur pics of Rusty Jeffers in Playgirl's Real Man of the Month layout, I thought, man, some day, I am gonna see that guy's hard dick, and he is gonna jack off for me.







Well, it took a few years, but even after he made an appearance on Tv on some afternoon talk show, Maury Povich, I think, and showed off his smooth bod and tightly stuffed bikini, I thought; there is more to come.


Boy, was I right. Rusty got a full Playgirl spread, but even that wasn't enough. I sensed there were bigger things for Rusty, i.e., bigger harder erection shots.

So when Rusty became "Carl Hardwick" and posed nude for Colt Studios, unshaven, and then fully thickeningly droolingly erect, I was happy.

When he made his first videos, I salivated but was disapointed when he only showered and stroked his dick a bit after chopping some wood.





Yet somehow, I knew more was to cum.

And cum he did. Hardwick's next videos for the illustrious Colt Studio unleashed a few of my favorite jack-off gushing cum shots. the man really can shoot a nice load. And his cock just seemed to get bigger with each wank session.


But his sexuality has always been straight, so I'm told. Yet his deserved narcissism makes him an honorary gay.

He's gone on to shave his head bald, lose his hot handlebar mustache, and beef up even more in bodybuilding competitions, where he has won a lot, and where many of the other competitors are available for private muscle worship sesions.


I was told a story by a fellow fan who said he heard that Carl had been paid to expensive private party jack-off performances timed somewhere around his calendar signings. But I can't verify that.

I do know that being given the opportunity to watch him wank up close, and catch a few tasty gobs of his semen would be worth paying for.

Too bad Carl's never gone further in that direction, and has stopped posing fully nude. The gossip was that despite his immense populairty via Colt, he never made much money doing that work.

On his current website, he looks more like a bronze statue than the naturally hairy big-dicked stud I prefer. There are some hot teen pics of him, and links to galleries and forums. like his Yahoo Group, which also says, "no Carl Hardwick pics or discussion" allowed. He does training and has gone totally pro bodybuilding (i.e., better living through chemistry).





Here's a downloadable 25 mg zip folder of Carl's best images.

Muscle Manly: Chris Dickerson

So, Chris Dickerson; former Colt model, won several bodybuilding competitions, and in 1990 cohosted the physique competition at Gay Games III in Vancouver.

He came out as gay, but we ain't heard much of him since.

These other pics of Chris showing off his rather thick cock showed up later.

Anyway, he's gay, and hot. And I would like to lick him all over.

Cable-gram

So I enjoy Celeb Athlete Birthday Suits so much, I joined its brother Yahoo group, Male Celeb Birthday Suits, which focuses on actors and male celebrities, as maked as they've been documented (18+ Yahoo profile required to join).




It's a great way to keep up on male celebs, if you like to know how nekkid they've gotten before a camera. Like many others, I get that special warm feeling inside seeing the human body, particularly if it's someone famous. Who can say why? Fame has an attraction, especially when the famous show their dicks and butts.




One guy who's always had a special place in my groin is Bill Cable, and thanks to this group, I found out that today would be his birthday (born May 2, 1946), if he hadn't died in a motorcycle crash in 1998.

Sad to know that had this stud worn a helmet, he might be alive today.







Of course, you may know him from the famous "Victoriana" photo shoot in a 1974 Playgirl, in which he posed nude with the model-actress who later became Elvira. Cool.

But before that, Bill posed nude in late issues of Physique Pictorial, and in an early issue of Colt magaine's special publication devoted solely to him! Like the short silent film, now on DVD as Rip Colt's Private Files, and the obscure 80s gay porn flick Bijou, Bill, despite being quite hung, never gets a stiff hard erection in these shoots.

In the trippy 80s gay porn film Bijou, he seems out of it in a sloppy 4-man orgy scene, and never really has sex or does anything. Sad. In the Rip Colt shorty, he only lounges about a pool, and only in the last shot, gets hard while feigning phone sex with another guy (shot elsewhere.)

He had bit parts in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (as a cop with like one line), and as the murdered guy in the thriller Basic Instinct, which ended up known more for its protests by gay activists at the 1990(?) Academy Awards.





But a few lesser known credits for Bill Cable include a few hardcore straight photo shoots in which he proves his interest in the female of the species, and one lost hardcore flick by Carlos Tobalina, called Last Tango in Acapulco. It's allegedly a ripoff of Marlon Brando's Last Tango in Paris, but with him in real X-rated scenes with porn actress Becky Sharpe. Too bad no copies of it exist that I know of. I'd pay plenty to see Bill in some hot fucking action.

Bill must have gotten along with Tobalina, because he later wrote an R- or X-rated film What's Love? I read somewhere it's a precursor to Boogie Nights, a porn about making porn. Man, where the hell are these movies?

Last I heard, Bill had been - get this- been pals with Christian Brando, Marlon's son, providing him with drugs and women, (downward spiral, anyone?) and was with him when the young Brando accidentally killed Frances Ford Coppolla's son in a speedboat crash.

Anyway, his life was filled with sexuality and controversy; he posed happily in fashion ads for campy underwear and caftans, with a boner, and in tamer stuff.

All the while, he remains one of the most handsome models of the 20th century, if I do say so.

And I do.