Aural Sex

Everybody knows retired (boohoo) porn star (yes, I reserve that term for him and few others) Colton Ford can sing and make music. He actually did that before making porn.

Here's Colton in a remix by the amazing Rich Morel:

Ford's also really good live; no need for studio sweetening for this stud.

Cutie Johnny Hazard is also a singer. He's not bad with that whispery dance sex song. It's called "Deeper Into You." Get it?



Here's Johnny getting grossed out by str8 porn ...with his mother. Adorable!

And, the Best Little Bottom in the World, Dean Monroe, can also lipsynch his own self in a not un-talented way:


It would be a real new turn-on to have Dean pealing out a love song while getting plowed, doncha think?

But the latest piece of resistance (resist!) is Zeb Atlas.




Yes, after getting a hideous arm tattoo that looks like the result of fisting a Samoan inkwell, Zeb Atlas has made a music video, a cover of the classic Diana Ross song, "Love Hangover."

It's astonishingly awful, and proof that Autotune can musicalize even a cement block.

You have to see his odd manner of squinting through one eye and "snarling" one side of his lip in a way that resembles a character on some "House" episode with an obscure disease.

Congrats, though, to Zeb, not for this blunder, but for finally actually sucking a penis in his latest porneaux.

It's too bad Ford doesn't make porn anymore, because he would be great in the lead of a musical gay porn movie, with Johnny and Dean in supporting roles, and Zeb as... well, Zeb. I mean, the studios have to do something to counter their landslide of lost sales from indie and online porn.

I'm thinking a sort of sex-action-dance number pseudo-Bollywood wide-screen classic based on some epic story. Maybe if the frighteningly emaciated Chi Chi LaRue ever gets her muse back, she could direct. Jeff Stryker could return from obscurity and play the gay male pooper-popping version of Helen Lawson.

Perhaps a 'West Side Story' parody where the songs result in not gang fights, but gang bangs.
I smell Oscar! And he's not even on the set.

Cock Rock: Colton Ford

There are a few more, but like a cum shot that just can't wait, I had to show off the hot fuck daddy of Cock Rock, one of few men who;ve made it big in both music and porn. Hey, now even gay cable TV!
Colton Ford was in music before he took his clothes off and fucked ass for money. I love him. I love how he can get his big muscle ass plowed like a man, and can pound ass and suck too. He can also sing. He can also act, as the hunky sheriff on the campy vampire Here TV show, The Lair.

He doesn't make porn no more, but you can still enjoy his videos or a few clips, or listen to his music, or look at some more nekkid pics, or read a review of his music, and some more coverage.









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Says Colton, "I fully accept that there will be those who just can’t or won’t let themselves get over my past, and will want to keep me neatly slotted as a porn star," he says. "That’s fine. I feel, however, that there are more people out there that are open and able to see beyond that. I’m multifaceted, as we all are: I’m a sexual person, I’m a musical person, I’m many things and I embrace all of it. For those that are interested in taking a look, they’ll see that my music stands on it’s own. I’ve sung professionally for 25 years, I did porn for 10 months: It’s what I’ve done all of my life, not an afterthought."

But what a hot 10 months they were!


Really, stud, we enjoy your music, too.