Santa, Baby! Jaxton Wheeler as Santa Cock

Well, this is pretty much all I'd want for Christmas. Jaxton Wheeler dressed up like Kris Kringle, bare-fucking my ass. Talk about a stuffed stocking! (embedded clip after the jump).

Happy holidays, folks!

Studly Saint Nick: A Very Cougar Christmas: 90s porn stud refound

While digging out the holiday gay apparel, I found a box of old VHS porn, and almost threw out one that had my first scene found of chunky blond pale-assed stud Nick Cougar.  

Actually, I'd forgotten his name until Xhampster had several with his name credits, which I found while looking for Michael Parks clips. Well, he also used the names Nick Carrington and Adam Rose. It's hard to find his clips, with terms "cougar" leading to older women and anime porn.
DVDs and VODs are a dime a dozen now, but frak eBay and POD. LOL!

Well, Christmas cums early for me! 

Fuckin' Paddy

Here are all the times Paddy O'brian's been fucked, ranked by The Sword (click here)

I agree, and look forward to more selections, and positions.

Photo[cum]bucket

Do you know how difficult it is to hit Control Shift 3 while ejaculating?

Yeah, these are (slightly edited) screengrabs of my computer, showing several porn flicks I have enjoyed at the moment of reaching my tickle spot. Author Chuck Palahniuk says "Everything is autobiography."

So read me.

Snowgasm

I don't know about you, but all this snow and cold weather just makes me horny.

Sure, cozying up by the fire's romantic.





But that's the easy way out.

What about pissing sucking jacking and even fucking in the snow?

Fancy a Snow Wank? Here, and here.

Naked Ice Hockey? Yes, Naked Ice Hockey. Rub my stick and I'll puck you.







Watching your pal fuck his gal right on a snow bank? Got it.


Two hetties get horny after a snowball fight, right out in the yard!

As always, two cocks are better than one, also humping in the snow.

Sorry, not finding gay snow porn videos. Hmmm.
This is pretty gay:











Sweet. Just you, your naked man, and all that snow...

Schtupping Steve Kelso

More than 10 years ago, Colt Studios had one of their models become a national sensation; Steve Kelso.

Decidedly smaller in build than your average Colt model, and shorter, Kelso eventually posed for three years' worth of calendars, and a video that shied just short of a complete jack-off session. Kelso left modeling after a brief stint at some less flattering indie pics.





So, the question is, who gets to fuck Steve Kelso?


Did you know he's the manager of The Den Nightclub in Somerset, New Jersey? It's a popular suburban gay nightclub.

I wonder what it's like to work for him and resist the temptation to rip off his clothes. Who gets to do that?







I wonder if he usually comes home late at night exhausted, just enough to lay down and have his lover give him a nice massage, or perhaps just a little tongue bath. Perhaps Steve is usually too tired to get fucked, but lets his lover lick his butt and perhaps wiggle a finger inside while he jacks off.

Maybe because of his schedule, Steve is more of a daytime fucker. While the sun is shining through a window, he likes to enjoy the late morning coffee buzz and just ride his lover's ass. Maybe only on slow days does he feel like getting fucked.

Does Steve still occasionally shave his ass? Is it more furry now, or tight, or has gravity taken its toll just a bit?







Does Steve like to park his ass over a cock? Does he prefer to lay on his belly and let his ass be licked, fingered, and slowly at first filled with a hard cock? Does he enjoy crouching down, or on all fours, his ass cheeks spread and his hole ready for deep probing inspections with a finger, a tongue, or toys? Does the guy who gets to fuck Steve Kelso crouch down behind him as he slams his cock in and out? Does Steve demand a tender lubed up glide in and out? Does he once in a while like to be totally pounded into the ground, on the carpeted floor, or on a blanket in the woods?

Does the guy who gets to fuck Steve Kelso first or at any time get Steve on his knees to suck his own cock, and is he ever able to resist the desire to grab hold of Steve's adorable jug ears and guide Steve's face back and forth as he shoves his cock in and out of Steve's mouth?







Does the guy who gets to kiss Steve Kelso, and feel his cock around Steve's lips, and get his ass licked and rimmed by Steve, ever miss that trademark mustache? Does he beg Steve to grow it back? Does he resent it when Steve shaves and looks less like the popular nude model, and more like just another hot daddy who lives in New Jersey?

Does the guy who gets to fuck Steve Kelso ever say to himself, "Man, I get to fuck Steve Kelso!" Does he thank whatever god(s) each and every day? Does he imagine the number of men who envy him? Does he have to fight them off daily? Does he think that Steve is just a former model, not the most popular model in Colt's history, or one of the most recognized nude male models in the 20th century? Or is he just "my boyfriend," or "my partner," or does Steve let other guys fuck him?

Does he mind if they mutter to themselves as they suck his cock and lick his ass, "Mmm, I'm licking Steve Kelso's cock," or "Fuckin' steve Kelso's hot ass"? Does he prefer if they just treat him like a regular guy, not the most fuckable daddy in the Eastern hemisphere?

Has Steve ever gotten to the point with a lover or fuck buddy where he can get fucked without a condom? Who gets to feel inside Steve's tight butt with his cock or tongue? Does he get to shoot his sperm on Steve's nearly perfect ass? Does he lick it off?






Does he fuck Steve with Steve's legs spread wide, on his back, and does Steve ejaculate all over his amazing furry chest? Does he get to lick it off? Does he sometimes instead lean down to catch the flying globs of Steve Kelso's sperm and savor it in his mouth? How long can he wait before he has to swallow that sperm, instead of letting it remain on his tongue, or the errant drops of it dry on his face?

Wouldn't it be terrible to have to finally bathe and remove the scent and trace of Steve Kelso from your body? To be his lover so long, and even knowing that hundreds, thousands of guys who've jacked off to pictures of Steve would toss you out the door just to be in your place, that sometimes, insane as it may seem, even though his pert, tight ass is only inches away from you, you're just not in the mood to fuck Steve Kelso?



Just wondering.




(Most pics and video copyright Colt Studios. Please patronize them. They are simply the best in male erotica!)

Full Moon Fourgy

It's tough not to get every hole plugged in a four-way. If you've never tried it, do. It's better than a threeway, which sometimes devolves into a duo with a watcher. With a fourway, everybody gets somethin'!

I won't say whether I enjoyed the full moon by enjoying a few moons. But I did have a good time.

For example, in this fourway, I only get the hots for two of the four guys. But lots of guys seem to like Brad Patton. I prefer the little duck-faced goateed pig bottom. What's his name again? I was downloadng segments of a video where he gets gangbanged by almost a dozen Black guys, but that blog was shut down before I could get them all. He seems sweet. Oh, and hairy Arpad, of course. Everybody likes him. But the goateed bottom really makes the scene, with his youthful moans of surprise and enthusiasm. That's acting!

(Links to this video are long gone.)