In my teeny youth, I had to steal a Playgirl magazine from a drug store to get my rocks off.
Nowadays, queer teeny boys can just go to YouTube to see a Playgirl model (who's also "Reese Rideout," a Randy Blue model who's sucked, fucked, been fucked, and dildo-fucked himself with total elan) shake his ass and hula hoop with a Wii.
You kids don't know how fuckin' lucky you are.
