What happens when straight football jocks show support for marriage equality? Rightwing politicians attack them, that's what happens!
And let's not forget Brendon Ayanbadejo, the muscled NFL pro-gay straight hottie he was defending!
Read the entire letter HERE. But enjoy the best quote:
Chris Kluwe Explains Gay Marriage To The Politician Who Is Offended By An NFL Player Supporting It: “They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster”
Nope. THAT takes practice!
It doesn't hurt that Kluwe is also a lanky hot straight daddy (who also plays music!). But what he might not know is that football players and their gay fans are much more lustful butt bandits. Here's why:
Kris Kluwe basically hands crusty old fart-bucket Maryland state delegate Emmett C. Burns Jr. his wrinkled ass with more:
"They won't even overthrow the government in an orgy of hedonistic debauchery because all of a sudden they have the same legal rights as the other 90 percent of our population."
That's only because we can't afford the catering bill.
It doesn't help that several stellar football players are also guys who any "lustful cockmonster" would enjoy slurping on!
Seriously, marriage equality has quickly become THE dividing issue between left and right this election season. Tired of being a political football? Vote to re-elect our President!
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