Magical Lustful Cockmonsters

What happens when straight football jocks show support for marriage equality? Rightwing politicians attack them, that's what happens!

And let's not forget Brendon Ayanbadejo, the muscled NFL pro-gay straight hottie he was defending!

Read the entire letter HERE. But enjoy the best quote:

Chris Kluwe Explains Gay Marriage To The Politician Who Is Offended By An NFL Player Supporting It: “They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster”

Nope. THAT takes practice!

Super Blow

Not a typo, that title.
Let's put football aside for a while after today. But first, my annual tribute to men in tights and misplaced mascara, i.e. football players.

Remember, just because it's about penetration, end zones, tight ends, and balls, football's not gay.

Post-Game (un)Wrap-up

Monday morning armchair cockwagging?

Well, what did I tell you? The SuperBlow is gay, even when straight porn is insertted into the game for Tucson AZ viewers. In a bit straight outta Fight Club, some technician (deliberately, I'd bet $5) stuck in a rather innocuous moment from an Evan stone sex video where he gets his pants undone and flops his big cock.

Censored version here.

Uncensored version here.



Well, well.

Oh, and here's a nude photo of Steelers player Santonio Holmes that wasn't aired on TV.



Here's some football shots, just because.