First off, a former Kristen Bjorn porn actor is now an anti-gay pastor, a religious fundie pastor at that, which is unfortunate, since he was so good at taking erect cocks up his beautiful ass. Now he's just an ass.
His former porn name was Gustavo Arrango. He sucked, got sucked, fucked and got fucked in Action Parts 1&2, Pride Parts 1&2 and Tropical Adventure Parts 1&2.
Whether Gustavo is pounding away at a hot ass or having his hot ass pounded he always turns in a solid performance that his co-stars have thoroughly enjoyed."
Nothing's sadder than a hot fucker who turns away from the sins of the flesh. You can see him in action on Kristin Bjorn's website.
Perhaps Gustavo was happier when he was slurping sperm on and off the set. A new - actually and old study- claims that drinking sperm makes you happy.
Actually, that's not completely true. The study is old and flawed, but it's making the rounds online again because listicle web blog dolts have nothing left to write about. It's also on Huffington Post, which I despise, because every frickin' one of their web pages completely clogs up my browser apps.
Alternet (a much less cloggy website) posits that the study is flawed, and not completely true.
The study did not include gay men, and claimed that women were happier when a guy didn't pull out before ejaculating.
Whatever, I'm pretty sure that if they had bothered to include gay men, they would have discovered that many of us are very happy before, while and after a guy's erect penis ejaculates into his mouth...if you're into that.
But if sharing and shooting sperm isn't your thing, how about pissing with a pro football player?
Polish muscle hunk Rob Gronkowski reportedly likes to piss with his buddies.
Imagine standing at a urinal and having that immense stud whip out his cock and ask to cross streams with you?
That's exactly what happened, according to this report.
This was also witnessed by a friend of mine. Gronkowski’s in line for the bathroom. There’s a line.
There’s two urinals and a stall, or whatever, and they’re all waiting. Gronkowski’s with his two brothers–who just looked awesome. He goes into the stall and then turns over to one of his brothers and says, “Crossies?”
The second brother goes in. The third brother goes in. And then there’s some guy who’s waiting–some smaller guy–and they’re like, “Let’s get him, too.” They grab this guy and they bring him in and they all pee in the bathroom together.
He is the greatest. I really think he should be a reality show.
If the three Gronkowski brothers cross streams in the urinal, is that like in Ghostbusters like when the streams cross nuclear war happens or something?
No, it's more like Yellow Hanky night at a gay bar, aplace where, apparently, The Gronk would be quite comfortable.
Not that he's gay. He's not. But his attempts to vye for Fag Stag status are notable.
He's posed nude on the cover of ESPN magazine, with merely a football pinata blocking the view of his cock. The magazine is read mostly by men, doncha know.
Unless you want to piss together, in which case, cuddle up, bro!
Gronk did make a famous joke alleging that he'd like to buttfuck Tim Tebow, which would certainly pop the rightwing outta that loser.
But pissing with his brothers and friends in a group cock-out situation, while assuredly prefaced with the bro-hole "no homo" pronouncements, is, in other social circles, basically a gay pre-orgy.
And if they jack off together and eat each others' cum, they would probably not admit to being gay either.
But that has yet to happen, at least publicly. But if you need any proof that he's straight, watch him dance.
No comments:
Post a Comment